Survival question

[TreeFitty]

If you were stranded with a group of people and there was no food source whatsoever (a Donner party or "Alive" type situation), who would you look to eat first? I'd want a vegetarian/vegan. My reasoning is that although I would most likely feel wierd and guilty about eating another human being, at least I could enjoy the irony. What about you guys?

TreeFitty

[Jack Napalm]

I would eat you...

[TreeFitty]

Huh. I've said "eat me" a time or two, but never expected anyone would want to.

[Jack Napalm]

Hey, I'm hungry, you brough it up. Your the first to go.

[Cleveland Metal]

Eat the skinny ones first, if they starve long, they'll be useless as a food source. The fat asses get to hang a while as they will carry weight longer... Then again, they'd eat a lot too... Hmm...

Are you in a place where the meat would keep a while?

[Reverend Timmy]

Hell,.I'm with Jack.Since you brought it up,now lets talk irony..............

[Big D]

I'm confused. Are they alive or dead when you pick who your eating? If they're alive, then I suppose I'd pick a female because I'm sure they taste better.

[levantin]

Nah, women taste bad cos their body fat ratio is higher I'd eat a young, skinny guy. Or may be someone who asks too many questions

[GodOfRhythm]

Doesn't matter who I get, as long as I get me a couple of upperlegs and thighs, I'm good. 8)

[Endrik]

If there would be some wood I would eat that, wood consists 50% of glucose. Glucose is the most important nutrient for human organism, you can live for a very very long time if you eat wood. Eating only meat, you will die soon.

[Newc]

Yeah but your glucose levels will skyrocket, and you'll get fat, then be roasted on a spit by the skinny cannibals.

Actually, I'd be scrammin long before the idea of cannibalism was being passed around. I'm not a "group" person, and highly distrustful of others, especially in those types of circumstances, so I'd be hiking my butt out of there.

The Donner Party had other options, they were just too simple-minded to try them. They were too eager to accept the unacceptable alternative - cannibalism.

In a sense, that situation defines the mindset of instant gratification and gain without effort. There's a solution, which involves a lot of effort, and there's an easy way out, which merely involves supressing - or abandoning - morality and humanity under the guise of self-preservation.

Everyone who survived that expedition is a criminal IMO, and are not in any way heroes, role models, inspirations, or deserving of any other such "badge". They should be examples of Mankind in his laziest, most self-centered, and most inhumane form.

[Endrik]

no, it doesn't make you fat, the worst thing that can happen to you is cellulite

[FusionFarmer]

Hell, I'd just grab the hottest babe in the group and head for the woods and let the rest of the party fend for themselves, I've had some survival training, and am a damn good hunter, I'm confident I'd be better off than with a group, especially if they started becoming irrational,

[Endrik]

I'm confident I'd be better off than with a group, especially if they started becoming irrational,

+1

most of the people can't act if something happens, hysteria is no good.

[Shawn Lutz]

I would be better off alone too but in a group situation the fat fukker whould be knocked off first....more meat to go around