Aaarrrrrgg!!! Thread Ho! National Talk Like a Pirate Day

[MOSHWITZ]

retarrrded

ARRRRRGGGG....a pint of rum to the matee who sends this swab down to Davy Jones' locker......

HARRRRGG... MOSH ON
DAVE

[nateb]

Here's to swimm'n with bowl-legged women



-Nate

[audiophile]

Ya, I downloaded some of the coolest software today.


Oh, my bad
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[SEEGERMANY]

Here's to swimm'n with bowl-legged women

Bowl-legged?

[toejam]

Smoke a bowl, matey.

[guitarsjb]

I really wasn't gonna play this year..but damn..memories LOL
so batten down the hatches me bukkos, we're headed into the dreaded deep..keep an eye out for the scurvy bastards that take the gold..and pass the rum you peg leg.

[SEEGERMANY]

My son hosted a pirate party last night. One of the 22 year old attendees decided he was going to climb out a 4th story window, rappelling down the side of the building dressed in his pirate garb. Well, he fell 45-50 feet and suffered numerous head injuries and is busted up from head to toe. He's listed in critical condition. How do dying pirates talk?

[FusionFarmer]

Pirate to Hooker,
"Arrrgg, how much are ye gonna stick it me, for'n me to stick it you?
Hooker, "50 buck"
Pirate. Arrrggg 50 bucks!! Well blow me down!!!
Hooker, That'll cost ya another 30 bucks

[StukaJU87]

Pirate to Hooker,
"Arrrgg, how much are ye gonna stick it me, for'n me to stick it you?
Hooker, "50 buck"
Pirate. Arrrggg 50 bucks!! Well blow me down!!!
Hooker, That'll cost ya another 30 bucks

Haaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr, that be a good laugh, matey.

[VitaminG]

My son hosted a pirate party last night. One of the 22 year old attendees decided he was going to climb out a 4th story window, rappelling down the side of the building dressed in his pirate garb. Well, he fell 45-50 feet and suffered numerous head injuries and is busted up from head to toe. He's listed in critical condition. How do dying pirates talk?

Faarrrrrk!

[toejam]

My son hosted a pirate party last night. One of the 22 year old attendees decided he was going to climb out a 4th story window, rappelling down the side of the building dressed in his pirate garb. Well, he fell 45-50 feet and suffered numerous head injuries and is busted up from head to toe. He's listed in critical condition. How do dying pirates talk?

What, no video?!? Surely one of his friends will be putting it on YouTube. :ROTF:

[fett]

"What's the difference between a first mate and a soul mate?" Me buckos. I just made that up. I think.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Rsmacker]

Come on, the only thing interesting about pirates is giving some poor bird "The Angry Pirate"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...e+Angry+Pirate

[SEEGERMANY]

I'm just hoping the stupid fuck didn't crawl out of my son's window to do the stunt. Or for that matter, get all "rummified" and then crawl out his window. The last thing my son needs is a damned civil suit.

[fett]

I'm just hoping the stupid fuck didn't crawl out of my son's window to do the stunt. Or for that matter, get all "rummified" and then crawl out his window. The last thing my son needs is a damned civil suit.

Where did that happen?