Name that Baby Game

[fett]

I'm just an old fart, I know.:ROTF: To give the child a "Now" name will have to last her 80+years. Her two sons are Joshua and Jeremy and the other dau is Samantha. That I understand. Montana is a great state and a great quarterback. But the first name for a person?

[nuclear banana]

Knew a stripper named Montana once....

[fett]

Knew a stripper named Montana once....

I, your Honor, rest my case.":ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[toejam]

One of my friends met a stripper named Cookie. They came to meet a bunch of us at a local bar. I told her my dog's name was Cookie (it really was), but the stripper was not very happy with me for saying that.
:ROTF:

[fett]

One of my friends met a stripper named Cookie. They came to meet a bunch of us at a local bar. I told her my dog's name was Cookie (it really was), but the stripper was not very happy with me for saying that.
:ROTF:

That's why I have to get it out now.:ROTF: :ROTF: What happens when she gets boobs? Are the going to call them the "Rockey Mountains"?:ROTF: :ROTF:

[GodOfRhythm]

One of my friends met a stripper named Cookie. They came to meet a bunch of us at a local bar. I told her my dog's name was Cookie (it really was), but the stripper was not very happy with me for saying that.
:ROTF:

Do you make making sure you DONT get laid a hobby?!

[danastas]

DING DING DING. We have a winner already. :ROTF: Is this the new "popular" name? I was agast and agog when I heard it. Game. Set. Match to Toe.

Don't let her go to Italy. If someone asks her name, Montana means mountains in Italian.

[danastas]

I have actually seen Montana on a bunch of baby name lists - everybody I know is having a baby - well maybe not everybody - and most of them are girls. People are looking for "original" names. Montana isn't such a bad name - they could have named her Citronella or Tiajuana - I saw both these names on a list of clients once at a former job!

A woman in Atlanta named her daughter Vagina. She heard the doctor use the term, and it sounded so pretty. She didn't know what a Vagina was though.

[danastas]

One of my friends met a stripper named Cookie. They came to meet a bunch of us at a local bar. I told her my dog's name was Cookie (it really was), but the stripper was not very happy with me for saying that.
:ROTF:

I win all the porn name contests with that one, because my first dog's name was also Cookie, and I grew up on Hunt Lane.

Cookie Hunt!

[toejam]

Do you make making sure you DONT get laid a hobby?!

LOL This happened around 1993 or 1994.

[toejam]

I win all the porn name contests with that one, because my first dog's name was also Cookie, and I grew up on Hunt Lane.

Cookie Hunt!

Your name's not Mike, is it?

[RacerX]

Montana is also Spanish for mountain....in school she'll be thinking thanks Mom!

[fett]

So if she named her "Puta" would that be OK?:ROTF: :ROTF: I'm serious. The name is the game as a first impression. Parents that give their kids a "unique" name are not doing them any favors. When the kid grows up, he or she can use any name they want. But until then then they are stuck with the given name. And Montana is not one I would like to be stuck with. It's none of my business and it doesn't impact me at all. That's why I can

[npacheco]

They should have named her Helena :ROTF: or maybe Butte? Great Falls?

[fett]

50 years from now. She had a nice Butte and her tits are Great Falls. I swear, if I don't get this out of my system now I will be mounted on their wall like a big horned sheep.:ROTF: