I wish I were a girl

[fett]

This is a new twist on the "Name the Baby". My dau-in-law sent me a message from the hospital. We got about 3 in and she said she was hoping for a boy. It's a long story. Way back in 1950 when I was born they sent little cards. When my mom died, I saw one of them. She wrote to effect: "He is so cute. But I wish he were a girl." I was crushed and I haven't gotten over it since. My man boobs and my full beard is just a mask. I want to be a 6'6" 260 pound girl.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[RacerX]

[El_Kabong]

Blech! Please don't start shopping on eBay for used marital aids.

[fett]

Now don't tell me that you little babies haven't had your parents tramatize you in some fashion. My mom should have torn that card up. And that was her personal written response on a card. For my dau-in-law to say that to me is just not right. Trust me, what she said on the card had no bearing on what I turned out to be.:ROTF: :ROTF:

[Bengal65]

The nurse switched cards. What about. "Well, that is a very good looking young man"? Or, "He's going to grow up to be a linebacker!" Weighing it at 12 lbs. 10 oz. "Yikes, this kid is going to grow up to be a giant!"

[gort]

Nip/Tuck had an interesting storyline on trannies, you might want to watch that.

[horns666]

Um Fett, I love ya brother..but that visual just didn't make me happy!!

Think of me in a speedo..

you know what, ummm..forget I just said that!!!

Man, I would be one fugly woman!!

[atomic charvel guy]

Yeah that's real attractive, a hot show pony wearing a banana hammock and grape smuggler. Girls should be obscene and not heard. And without a tree trunk too, only juicy hot whisker biscuits re allowed or fakes are subject to endless beatings.

[OnlineStageGear]

If I were a girl, I would be a prostitute....

[GodOfRhythm]

I'd be a Lesbian.

I much prefer being a man!

[fett]

I'm suffering from men-o-pause. I think I would have done much better as a 6'6" girl. But then again, they didn't have the WNBA when I was growing up.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Budman68]

that would be perfect, they use small balls.......

[toejam]

I wish you were a beer.

[Budman68]

I think by now, I am.......

[fett]

I could have been Shack Or Kneel. That's the only way a 6'6" me-girl could make it.