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Transitioning from Retired Musician from cover bands to a Full time vocalist/frontman/guitarist in an original and covers band....it's been a while and this should get NASTY!
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There once was a man from Belgrade
Who found a dead whore in a cave
He said, "I know it's disgusting,
but she only needs dusting,
and think of the money I'll save!"THIS SPACE FOR RENTComment
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There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.THIS SPACE FOR RENTComment
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On the bridge sat the Bishop of Buckingham
Thinking of twats & on sucking 'em
While watching the stunts of the cunts in the punts
And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking 'emTHIS SPACE FOR RENTComment
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Some Guinness was spilled on the bar room floor as the pub was closed for the night.
Out from his hole crept a wee brown mouse and stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor and back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long you could hear him roar "Bring on the God damn cat!!!"Comment
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Oh man, these are great! Keep em coming!Comment
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There once was a man from China,
Who wasn't a very good climber,
He fell of a rock and split his cock
And now he's got a vagina.If a fat girl falls in the forest, and no one is there to see it, do the trees still laugh??Comment
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These are gross..."Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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There once was a man from Peru
Who wanked 'til his face was blue
When he finally came
Nearly shot down a plane
But would've settled for a screwDreaded Silence - Boston Melancholic MetalComment
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Yeah, but they are funny...Originally posted by RacerX
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There once was a man from Rangoon,
Who was born 9 months too soon.
He didn't have the luck
To be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.Transitioning from Retired Musician from cover bands to a Full time vocalist/frontman/guitarist in an original and covers band....it's been a while and this should get NASTY!
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There was a girl with little red shoes
Smoked her butts and drank her booze
Lost her cherry but, that's no sin
She still has the box it came inInsert annoying equipment list here....Comment
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There once was a man from class
whose balls were made out of brass
in stormy weather, he smacked them together
and lightning shot out of his assComment
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Anymore? I think I'll try to remember some of these, or write em down.Comment
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On a similar note...Originally posted by gort View Post
There once was a man from crass
whose balls were made of brass
in windy weather they clanked together
and sparks shot out of his ass.-RickComment
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