My impression of the people on this forum

[Adam]

if you go to South America or Asia, and some chick is hitting on you, make sure that you check out her hands first before you start fucking her brains out. No matter how good the sex operation can be, the hands will always tell what's the deal. So check out the hands first if you don't want to find out that the hole is really a pud.

how could you get this wrong?

[VoiceX3]

Nah, didn't pop a nut...

I remember when that finally happened..I thought I broke the fucker..I was like shit.."I pulled it too many times"..

Then about two minutes later..I was right back at it..."That was cool, lets do that again"!!!

I used to bang everything in the house..my mom went to the corner store..everything was open game..Couch cushions, her fur coat sleeve, Honeydoo melons, whatever I could possible shove my pud into...it was a lot of laughs!!

I think we may be related.....and that scares me..lol

[Endrik]

uh? wrong ?

some dude said it to me some time a go,

I think it's priceless information :ROTF:

he probably got pud-ded in his ass

[Endrik]

Bill, did it hurt sometimes, with vase or somethin?

I know what's pain, trust me

a drunk chick bit my weenie

I still have the scarve

[VoiceX3]

Bill, did it hurt sometimes, with vase or somethin?

I know what's pain, trust me

a drunk chick bit my weenie

I still have the scarve

I hope you followed that up with a good donkey punch.

[Endrik]

no donkey punches, just a lot of tears

[VoiceX3]

no donkey punches, just a lot of tears

That's just not right. I would've made sure to slip and "mistakenly" put it in the wrong end or somethin to be even.

[Endrik]

ah, she was drunk and didn't know what she was doing, I was horny and wanted a blowjob (uhh, what else is new)

I think she fell asleep after she did it and didn't remembered anything the next day, but I did

[VoiceX3]

ah, she was drunk and didn't know what she was doing, I was horny and wanted a blowjob (uhh, what else is new)

That's no excuse. Did she at least finish??? I hope you got even at least ONE way or another.

[Endrik]

I was bleeding, she finishing it wasn't important anymore

[VoiceX3]

I was bleeding, she finishing it wasn't important anymore

LOL, I guess not, I meant at a later date......

[Endrik]

no, plenty of chicks here, no need to go back with the old ones, move a long people

[VoiceX3]

I hear ya......but karma will get her. Hope her teeth fall out!

[zeegler]

I was bleeding, she finishing it wasn't important anymore

A wounded soldier must fight on. I ripped the little piece of skin at the front of my helmet once from banging too roughly. It hurt like a sonovabitch, but I still finished.

[VoiceX3]

A wounded soldier must fight on. I ripped the little piece of skin at the front of my helmet once from banging too roughly. It hurt like a sonovabitch, but I still finished.

Can I get an AMEN!!!!!