The Fly

[fett]

When I lived in the SF Bay Area flies were everywhere. I had no screens on my windows and they just swarmed the house. Up here, in Washington and I kinda live in the sticks, there are hardly any flies. I'm not complaining, mind you, but now that I have screens on every window in my trailer there ain't no flies to speak of. And it's great. How come there ain't no flies up here?

[RacerX]

All the raindrops shoot 'em down?

[fett]

It's 78 degrees up here. If I were in Marin County where I used to live, the flies would have eaten me alive by now. And that's a good thing.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[hgsmith]

maybe you flush the john more?

[6_string_master]

When I lived in the SF Bay Area flies were everywhere. I had no screens on my windows and they just swarmed the house. Up here, in Washington and I kinda live in the sticks, there are hardly any flies. I'm not complaining, mind you, but now that I have screens on every window in my trailer there ain't no flies to speak of. And it's great. How come there ain't no flies up here?

Its nice isn't it. I hate flies, especially deerflies. Actually I don't like any bug at all. Thats why I like Washington. I used to live in Hawaii and there were ALOT of bugs. BIG bugs.

[finnman]

Fugin flys.
Just yesterday I had to spray the patio.
The flys were all over the cat food.
oh, we have flesh eating grass hoppers here also.
My tree in my back yard(I don't know what kind it is) must have
a million tiny, tiny little bright green grass hoppers that bite.
My wife says they only bite me because of the beer in my blood.

[RacerX]

maybe you flush the john more?

:ROTF: :ROTF:


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