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I wouldn't give a shit if she was only dead for 5 minutes, I wouldn't be sticking my pork sword into a corpse. Okay, I may have fucked some chicks who might as well have been dead, but at least they were breathing. (I think)
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Yeah, never wait till they're already buried....it's too late then. Ya gotta get 'em fresh when they first get to the morg.Originally posted by wulfe13 View Post
(I can't believe I just typed that!)
(worse yet, I can't believe I hit the "submit" button)
My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.Comment
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maybe they want to try cold pussy"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Don't bang a chick that's harder than you.
Rigor Mortis is a bitch, especially tryin to get their legs to open.Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Did they ever hear of a new invention called ice cubes?Originally posted by Endrik View PostScott
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.Comment
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Reminds me of the lyrics I wrote to the tune of Sabbra Cadabra, "Morbid Delight". heh|My CSG gallery|
(CSG=AlexL=awesome)Comment
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Sad that they can only be charged with attempted theft since the "contents" belonged to the girl's family. At least they didn't actually dig her up before they were caught.
Someone should tell them, "Hey, if you think sex is great when SHE's dead, you wouldn't believe how good it is when YOU'RE dead! No, seriously, try it! You'll LOVE it!"
If not executed, such people should at least be sterilized for the benefit of the genepool.Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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Sterilizing them will not stop them from doing awful stuff. Incarceration or a bullet would.Scott
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.Comment
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I agree, but our society is so weakwilled now that they will be seen as sick and handled with kid gloves instead of being treated as the rabid dogs they are.Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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what about banging chicks who are in coma, like in Kill Bill. What's the punishment for that in US?"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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You aint kidding. You don't have to tell me, I know. I live it daily and see the way these sick fucks get coddled by the civilians.Originally posted by lerxstcat View PostScott
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.Comment
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"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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I guess they tired of shagging their sisters and realised the only way they are ever going to get some pussy is to dig it up. They should have called me, I know a girl who does a pretty good impression of a corpse - I held a mirror under her nose to see if she was still alive. She became known as "The Sandbag" (and before you say it, it has nothing to do with my sexual prowess, everyone who knobbed her discovered the same thing!!)
"I used to be a necrophiliac, but some rotten cunt split on me"So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her backComment
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Originally posted by lerxstcat View Post
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by StukaJU87 View Post
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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