Married Humor

[fett]

It's a wonderful thing to be married. On the boat of true love you've been ferried. But to live with a hag who rants on the rag is a stud who guickly gets fairied. Forgive any spelling errors, I just made that up.

[fett]

She was hot and a bit of an eye full. Spread her legs and I had a trifle. But the lady I laid is the bed that I made. 'cus her daddy came home with a rifle. Limericks are fun. I made that up.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: