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  • #16
    Originally posted by RacerX View Post
    Bill's his neighborhood's godfather hahahahaha!

    "Don Zurlo, I come to ask a favor..."
    Jeez Ron, that is actually very very very true..but I don't mind..these are good people and MY home here..

    I had to make a report once. Vera, this cute little old lady that used to live here a few years ago..she always bought Vinny Christmas/Birthday presents..she was such a sweet lady..as nice as could be.

    Well, it was a hot summer night and she kept smelling a strong oder of cigerette smoke coming from the rear open window..she looked out and observed the neighbor's friend that was visiting making sweet love to her large concrete deer in her backyard, completely naked.. So I went there and check it out..he actually spooged on the deer..and crushed her flowers when he hopped the fence..there was a couple of cigerette butts (newports) by the deer, along with his underwear...I got 'um dead bang!!

    I confronted this goof, a kid ..22 years old..and I put the fear of god in his ass, while in uniform...I took all his info and made a trespassing/Public Indecentcy/Named Suspect police report..then I told all the other neighbors, because they have kids.

    Now this is where it gets funny..there is a morning radio segment called "knuckleheads on the news"..and they read my actual report on the radio..laughing their asses off..now that is justice..!!!

    The kid was from Wisconsin..he went back there the very next day..prolly humping deers..what a freak..

    I'm extremely confrontational..a "bully" if you will..I'd love to have a "talk" with UFOlover's neighbor..I guarantee, they would stop their shit instantly..either that or move..

    He needs to do what I advised above..that's the "right" way to handle it.."the squeaky wheel gets the grease"..if he don't call, and ignores this..he's going to have alot more problems with them in the near future..especially if he tried to talk "nicely" and it almost came to blows ..that's not good...not at all..he needs to get aggressive on this matter..or he's going to be miserable..much more than now.

    All my neighbors are mostly cops and firemen..but they are not home most of the time..and I'm on a disabilty retirement and always home..so when things happen..they come to me..and go from there. Good people need to look out for good people..

    trust me!!
    Last edited by horns666; 10-06-2006, 05:16 AM.
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #17
      dude that story about the deer is too funny:ROTF:
      If a fat girl falls in the forest, and no one is there to see it, do the trees still laugh??

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      • #18
        One time this same lady came over my house about her other neighbor, she was so upset..a young dude always partied with his freinds in the backyard..well they drink and make a fire..well this fire was a bit too close to her garage...it actaully chared the side of the garage in a small area..his dad owned the house and lived right down the street..so.

        I go to dad's house..and knock on the door.. I said straight out.."I'm getting complaints on your son, if it continues..I'm beatin' his as and taking him to jail"..he replies "That's my son your talking about, aren't you Vinny's dad?"..I relplied "Yes, that's me, that's why I'm here so you can take care of your son so I don't have to"..he respected that..

        that was years ago..The son actually grew up to be a very cool guy and we get along very very well..their into custom bikes..so is my dad..so we bullshit from time to time..

        You just have to take care of biz..even if you have to call the police a dozen times over neighbor trouble..Hey, I'm a retired Patrolman..we don't mind those calls at all..trust me...call the police!!

        we like to help nice people and fuck with asshole..and belive me we can tell the difference in seconds!!
        Last edited by horns666; 10-06-2006, 05:27 AM.
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #19
          Dude you sound like a total badass!!!!
          If a fat girl falls in the forest, and no one is there to see it, do the trees still laugh??

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          • #20
            Total baldass....yessss
            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Bandersnatch View Post
              Dude you sound like a total badass!!!!
              Welll, I am..prolly not the baddest..but I'm not afraid of anyone..

              I worked in the worst ghetto in Cleveland for over 8 years..they are very big there, and about 99.9% black..I stand at 5' 8" and weighed about 230..240 with all my crap on..

              I fought everday, sometimes several times..my dad was "connected" and used to collect..he was a true bad ass and taught me how to fight early on..

              So between him and the police department..I have the street smarts of a mafioso and a street cop...put that together with my vicious personality..and well...

              I carry myself that way..you would know this as soon as we met..it just became a part of who I am.

              I'll NEVER be a "victim"..let's put it that way..

              You could throw me in the ring with Tyson, or the best UFC fighter..I'd prolly lose..but they will know they were in a fight..I go fast and dirty and I know what works thru trial and error on the streets..I inflict pain as fast as possible..to disorient, then I pound away..

              I have my targets..that always worked..I always liked peircings..I zoom in on a earing, nose ring immediately..because as soon as we tie up..guess what I'm going for..
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #22
                HA great advice on the peircings!! i get beaten up a lot at school(im 16) so that will really help!!
                Man i would NOT like to piss you off.....
                If a fat girl falls in the forest, and no one is there to see it, do the trees still laugh??

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                • #23
                  Bald is good...No hair to pull..

                  I can make a guy that stands 6'6 come down to my level very fast and as he's coming down..I got a knee coming up..

                  like I said , we were trained..there is a lot of female cops..so we need these "tricks" to level the playing feild..some "tricks" don't fuggin' work..I found that out the hard way..

                  but you'll learn quick what works and what doesn't..I developed my own style..I guess..

                  I also learned If I can't hurt you within' three minutes..I'm pretty screwed..because I run out of steam..especially with these younger guys..fuck!
                  Last edited by horns666; 10-06-2006, 05:56 AM.
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Bandersnatch View Post
                    HA great advice on the peircings!! i get beaten up a lot at school(im 16) so that will really help!!
                    Man i would NOT like to piss you off.....
                    My littel bro is 16..he came second in the state for wrestling at 240 a couple years ago..very big boy..he beats me in wrestling..fucker!!

                    in self defense..do whatever it takes to win..but be careful..and learn how to "articulate"..you always have to cover your ass (CYA)..if you damge someone..remember..the key is ALWAYS..you were in fear of your personal safety and you had no other reasonable choice or option..you could even say that you tried to flee but couldn't..or always having a witness or buddy with you never hurts..that could go to bat for you if you were called on the carpet for ripping out a nose ring..

                    that's my best advice..

                    not fighting is the best advice..but if you have to..well..remember..pain and taking ones air will take the fight out of anyone..if you take a earing ..trust me..you'll throw a beatin' on him before he can get his shit together..if you can take someones wind..a strike to the diaphram or throat..forgetaboutit..he's done!!

                    My faves are eyes, balls, throat, ears and knees, and many vulnerable pressure pints that hurt like hell too..if your see a target..take it without hestitation..when you see another target..take it..these are gifts..

                    This is if you have no choice and can't talk your way out of something..your gut feeling will flag you of this..go with that gut feeling..then strike first..but be stay calm, calculated and pick your targets before striking..NEVER close your eyes, even when getting hit..you can't fight what you can't see..I learned that too..try to close your enemy's eyes..you want that...a lot of people close their eyes and start wild swinging..very ineffective.!!

                    just like striking the head of the nail..if you look at it..you'll strike it every time..

                    Hope you don't get beat up anymore..if a grou of guys are alway fucking with you..confront the leader..and remeber what I told you..if you win you're a bad ass..even if you lose..you're a bad ass..because you had the ball to call ass on the leader..it's a win/win..I guarantee you will get respect and they may ever want to befriend you!!
                    Last edited by horns666; 10-06-2006, 06:07 AM.
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #25
                      If I saw this comin' at me



                      I'd be doubling over in laughter!!!

                      :ROTF:
                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                        If I saw this comin' at me



                        I'd be doubling over in laughter!!!

                        :ROTF:
                        You'd better be laughing..fucker!!

                        otherwise you'd be doubled over and I'd be laughing..

                        Put that pic away, ya dick!!
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #27
                          OK, that's a very gay pic of me..

                          but I wouldn't want to piss that guy off..
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #28
                            Hey Bert, where's Ernie? :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:
                            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                              Hey Bert, where's Ernie? :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

                              Oh you bitch!!
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #30


                                Awwwwwww there he is!!!
                                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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