Loud Neighbors

[horns666]

Awwwwwww there he is!!!

That's me and you!!

I got better pics..posting that pic was a very bad I idea..
Not as bad Joe's moobs..but close!!

[RacerX]

The unibrow, the piercing stare, the pointy bald head, the big floppy ears, the huge schnozz....YUP!!! SEPARATED AT BIRTH, BABY!!!!! :ROTF:

[RacerX]

Here I am, in the middle, bitch-slappin' ya

[horns666]

The unibrow, the piercing stare, the pointy bald head, the big floppy ears, the huge schnozz....YUP!!! SEPARATED AT BIRTH, BABY!!!!! :ROTF:

Unibrow??..OK I could see all the other stuff..

But I haven't a unibrow..

You dickhole..you're gonna get it man..you're gonna get it..when your not expecting it..boom..you're gettin' it..

That pic is so my fault..I deserve that one..

[RacerX]

YEAH, YOU AN' WHAT ARMY, EH?

I know kenpo Billzy! Hee hee!

Just wait til I find your "Halford" pic! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :ROTF:

[horns666]

Ron..I'll never post a pic with me and my Mohawk..Geez..that looks just like Bert..
Forget you!!

You fucker!!

[RacerX]

Unibrow??..OK I could see all the other stuff..

But I haven't a unibrow..

What are ya British now?

OK, so ya shaved the middle part of the brow and glued it to your chin!

Brows-on-chin boy!!! HA HA HA!

[horns666]

YEAH, YOU AN' WHAT ARMY, EH?

I know kenpo Billzy! Hee hee!

Just wait til I find your "Halford" pic! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :ROTF:

Kenbo..Tybo..WTF...get the fuck outta here!!

Oh, I never fought a boxer or martial art specialist before..not a one..oh noooooooooo...nobody in the hood is a golden gloves boxer..or an inspiring rap artist either..

You actually think that martial arts can help you..seriously..

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I heard that one before..:ROTF:

I'd have about ummmm.. a hundred bucks at least!!

I have a lot of friend on the job into martial arts/kick boxing/boxing/ect..and we always fucked around..I always told 'em..I hope you didn't pay alot for those lessons..I'd get your money back!!

[RacerX]

Well it's the RacerX method

First I'll attack you with my farts

then, when you're lying semi-conscious on the floor, I'll sit my 330 pound ass on yo chest and cut that chin merkin off with scissors and glue it to the top of your head :ROTF:

ya know, in a "Bert pattern"

then I will take lots of pics

HAHAHAHA, Oh man I slay me

We are so bad with the hijackin'!

[Rsmacker]

Bald is good...No hair to pull..

Yep, deflect the light off your chrome-dome and dazzle your opponent.

To the OP, hope things work out with your neighbour, at least now he knows how far he can go before someone tells him enough is enough. If he harasses your missus, I'm sure the Old Bill will come out quickly enough if she rang them and told them she was a lone female needing protection from a drug-crazed loon.

Best of luck, anyway.

[UFORocks]

OK...
...Call the cops..PEROID..call them as many times you have to..since .."Neighbor trouble" is not a high priority with slow response time..please call them as soon as you think they are about to be disruptive..In Cleveland there is 911 and a non emergency dispatch number..it's 623-1234..there must be a low prority non emergeny number for you to contact..call the dispatch or district for that number.

Bill Z

Yeah, there is, three local city numbers, a county number, and a state number, and all of them were busy. My buddy is an emt/fire fighter and confirmed 911 is for emergencies only, and unfortunately this qualifies as a low priority emergency call because of the nature of the complaint. If it were a stolen bike or vandalized car, I would call one of the other numbers.

So the cops came out and dealt with the problem. It was quiet for the rest of the night, which is good. I understand that I live in a condo and that Im going to hear my neighbors sometimes, but that doesn't give this jackass a license to just blast his radio when ever he feels like it.

If I were to describe this guy I'd say he was about 6' 185 - 190 at best, a skinny little bastard. Im about Horn's height and weight, 5'8 220. I havent been to the gym in a while, but I can still squat a 200lb bar 4 reps.

HA great advice on the peircings!! i get beaten up a lot at school(im 16) so that will really help!!
Man i would NOT like to piss you off.....

Im gonna have to go with Horns advice on this one, take a stand. I was pushed around a lot myself when I was in school, my parents always told me not to fight, just tell a teacher. One day I finally got sick of it and did something about it, I earned 3 days of suspension for my trouble, but no-one screwed with me again, so it was definiately worth having to make up the days.

Good luck Bander.

Later,

Steve

[horns666]

"We are so bad with the hijackin'!"

We are the masters!!!

Yes, To UFO..if you pay for my plane fair and feed me..and for a very smal fee..I will come over there and straighten' things up..

You shall live in peace and harmony!!

This is my pledge..

or you can call the local police and let them handle it..that prolly be much better!!

Even if they come out and things are quiet or the assholes leave.. at least it is documented in their duty sheet that they were there at that time and location for your complaint..believe me that means a lot right there..just in case you guys do get into it..or if things continue.

You see, if you make no report of any complaint..the complaint doesn't exist..so put that complaint on paper..at least in the cop's duty sheet for that day..getting a name and badge number won't hurt either..that way you can always say..on this time and date I conferred with Officer Jones #666 about this matter, and he advised me of such and such....

Know what I mean..

[Endrik]

Bill, I like to hit some dickwads lips, if you are hitting the right spot, then the theeth are going thru the lips. That will slow that bitch down

Btw. there is a new "martial art" called Live training or Staight Blast Gym or something like that. They basically don't obey any calssic martial arts rules. They fight like it's done in the streets.

[horns666]

"They fight like it's done in the streets"

Well that's the only way to learn E..other than being a cop..what other profession can you actually do this on a daily basis and get away with it..besides professinal "fighters"..

I think that cops are professinail fighters..because that is what they do constantly..inner city ones anyway..some are just better than others..

I've came out with "normal" girls in my academy class that dealt with assholes for years on end..that would kick your fuggin' ass ..girls that I never thought possible, prolly never got in a fight in ther lives up to that point..that is truth!!

some sure blossomed into something not to be reckoned with..wow!!

I've seen some of my girls just completely brutalize a few gang bangers at the booking window and on the street..you go girl..damn!!

I always liked fighting tho..well before I became a cop..hell I never thought I'd ever be a cop..neither did alot of my friends..

I can be nice too..so.

[Endrik]

Martial Arts are bullshit these days. They are made into sports, and this is the biggest mistake.

Martial Artists are practicing patterns and movements. And when they are in a competition they have to obey some rules.

This is bullshit. It will never help you in the streets.

That's why the best fighters in Asia never will compete, they know it's bullshit. They don't take it as a sport.

Really there is no philosophical thing involved with marital arts, but the western world uses some lame philosophys to make the whole thing exotical and interesting.

Those real fighters in temples train everyday like motherfuckers. One may attack the other when he is sleeping. That is real training, you have to be prepared for everything. No rules, no bullshit. They attack each other without being predictable unlike what's going on in modern martial arts.

Luckly there is a new thing called Stratigh Blast Gym, they have an understanding how to really fight when it's needed.

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