It's Enough to strangle a B$tch

[toejam]

Heh. Chuk, that sounds like my ex-wife, too. She moved out over five years ago, we got divorced, then one day she says she meets guys but compares them to me and none of them are as good as I was to her! Go figure. I'm glad I don't have any kids with her, and I highly doubt I'll ever get married again.

[Drake S.]

Guys again thank you & I have gone out & cleared my head a bit I played the hell out of my new 7 string Agile, & went down to the race track where a friend of mine has been teaching me how to race , Drift raceing it's a great release being in a car like that letting loose. & a 350Z is a nice way to go I picked up the race bug after seeing FF3 Tokyo Drift it was just what I needed today to drive 160 mph , & work on my slide turns. & pound out some metal on the 7!

Don't anybody worry about her & I getting back together what set me off was all the efforts I made & she madr it sound 1 Simple
2 Like it was my fault
3 that it was that easy to fix 7 years ago
4 with an IQ of 161 I'm far from stupid

basically again just an old wound with some fresh salt ,& I felt really insulted.
Dam I finally know about haveing my Pride bruised, next I'll develop an Ego
FRAKK!

[skorb]

, which for us was me dodging plates and glasses like a fukkin' panther.

you probably didn't intend it, but that was funny as fuck, man :ROTF:

[charveljunkie]

they are crazy-well not all of them!! But my ex-was I kinda went thru the same shit. But after 7 years married hearing the same bullshit I decided to leave. To many oh if you are not happy with me get the f-out!! I told her 3 chances with that on the third I left. Funny thing is she had twins-14 years old when I left. I gave her the house-for the kids-fuck her-she said when I refin. the house I will give you the 30k you put into it. Well she did-oh yeah no money for me. she cashed out 60k and put it into her account-( she said it made her feel save with 60k in the bank)-great your house note just tripled you dumb-ass!! Then she runs out an buys a new expedition-(like our 5 year old custom suburban was just too old)-Then she has the nerve to call me up and said hey if you come back I will pay your trooper off-(which was 10k)-and we will go to Italy & Greece for 2 weeks each on me. Bullsh*t on me I never recieved one dime of my share from our house-Em close your eyes!! I told her, your pu$$y isn't all that!!!! Still waiting to see one sprout sunshine-they are out there-so I have heard-And told her sorry but I have respect for myself-Have a good life!!! Bitch!!!
Update she has blown all the money, been ripped off by several low life boyfriends and now she is broke!! Too f'in bad. Saddest thing is I miss the kids and of course our dogs the most!! Oh yeah and my 30k would be nice.
Don't let it get you down man-I'm done with marriage unless they have about 100k to deposit in my account-and then I in turn will start making my timely deposits

[wilkinsi]

what a coincidence, my so-called other half did a disappearing act on me recently. i've been running circles round her for over 4 years. before she left, i got this pissed off look and silence when i asked her to text me.. turns out she never got on the plane and her frikkin phone is off. only today i got "failed" in my phone's delivery reports folder. wtf? so not only am i wondering wtf have i done wrong? where is she? is she ok?

excuse me if i sound sexist here, but it seems women are good at making us blokes feel guilty, and we are good at letting them.

[TreeFitty]

Has she offered to "give you another chance?" This long after the divorce, there's not much reason for her to tell you about how things aren't working out for her except to try and get you back. Yeah, what guy wouldn't want to go back to a woman who blames you while she's trying to come crawling back? I hope my future ex-wives don't take that route. Of course, I have to get past the current wife first...

[toejam]

I hope my future ex-wives don't take that route. Of course, I have to get past the current wife first...

You almost made me pee from laughing so hard! :ROTF:

[TreeFitty]

Almost? Are you sure? Maybe that should be a new smiley - laughing so hard it pees.

[toejam]

Almost? Are you sure?

Okay, maybe just a little drop.

[MikeStrat]

[jjw]

ahh thats how Peter North does it!

[atomic charvel guy]

you probably didn't intend it, but that was funny as fuck, man :ROTF:

Skorbster,
I am always about humor, disasters, (fun ones) benders, making fun of everything and everyone possible until it's been beaten into the ground that people can't take it anymore, being a nuisance, hassling the general public, meditating and becoming one with the couch, porn, headacheing people that deserve it, i still act like I'm 15 and I will continue to regress until I end up wherever I end up. and you know why? Because i just don't give a flyin' flank steak anymore at all. I'm the real star of that lame movie "Dodgeball" and whatever the rest of the title was. I can move even faster after my marriage.
oh yeah, and biking around and skateboarding too. sunworshipper as well.

[skorb]

Tommy, I'm also a SoCal surfer/skater/ocean lover, I'm with ya there.

gotta keep that sense of humor!

[Drake S.]

No she didn't offer to give things another chance she just pointed out that if I had stayed that day she changed the locks & my stuff was at the front door when I got off work, & argued it out we would still be together, & she wouldn't have to deal with stupid assholes ,e-mailing her or trying to pick her up , basicaly trying to get in her pants. She would justneed to deal with, Just stupid meaning me!

Has she offered to "give you another chance?" This long after the divorce

[horns666]

Guys again thank you & I have gone out & cleared my head a bit I played the hell out of my new 7 string Agile, & went down to the race track where a friend of mine has been teaching me how to race , Drift raceing it's a great release being in a car like that letting loose. & a 350Z is a nice way to go I picked up the race bug after seeing FF3 Tokyo Drift it was just what I needed today to drive 160 mph , & work on my slide turns. & pound out some metal on the 7!

Don't anybody worry about her & I getting back together what set me off was all the efforts I made & she madr it sound 1 Simple
2 Like it was my fault
3 that it was that easy to fix 7 years ago
4 with an IQ of 161 I'm far from stupid

basically again just an old wound with some fresh salt ,& I felt really insulted.
Dam I finally know about haveing my Pride bruised, next I'll develop an Ego
FRAKK!

Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'..!!!!

So, you found or had a girl who can't take blame..eh?
hmmmm...I never heard of such a creature..
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GATHER 'ROUND PEOPLE...BILL Z BUB..will now cast pearls!!!!

I must say, I didn't get "lucky" marrying my wife..the reason my marriage works is because I'm certain of the choices I make...period!!

People always say "Bill, you are a lucky man"..fuck that..I'm a careful man motherfugger!!!

Luck has NOTHING to do with it..because I acknowledge people for exactly who they are..then I decide if they're right for me..yes or no..

You can't change people..they are who they are..sometimes it takes time to see who they are, sometimes years..that's called ..getting to know someone.

People do what they want ..period..you can NEVER change a person..people are who they are..doing everything from buying them flowers, to kicking their asses won't change a fuggin' thing!!

Can someone bribe or threaten YOU to be something you're not and be truly happy..?!!!

When you marry or pick a mate..you are buying it "as is"..if it sucks at the beginning..it'll only get worse..if it's good intially, chances are good things will work out.

We only fuck up when we compromise the truth and or our standards..people try to make a square peg fit into a round hole..you could pound away at that peg for years..all you'll have after all those years to show for it is ..drama, bullshit and much wasted time and energy..

You can't make people fit your needs..either they already do or they don't.

Don't ever settle for less..this is exactly what happends when you do!!!

"You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear".. this is very true!

Chuck..give this shit to your Ex..tell her I said.. the reason why things didn't work out is..just hold up a mirror to her and say, that's one wishy washy stupid bitch!

Rev. B. FUGGUMS