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...well, to ME anyway! My wife took this pic at the zoo today, and it really makes me think! How could some dumbass motherfucker like me deserve to have such kickass daughters??? Melleny (almost 2) wasn't very happy because I picked her up and took away her freedom of running around like a little monkey, and Elizabeth (she just turned 6) is just my buddy PERIOD! Man, I just love the shit outa my girls and just wanted to let the world know it once again! Enjoy the pic, and feel free to hijack this thread with pics of your own!
My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.
Cute lil girls MM.I have 3..Two are 14,one is 19.Remember this for when they reach "the age"....
GOD HELP THE FIRST POOR BASTARD TO PULL IN THE DRIVEWAY AND HONK.(You gotta say it through your teeth so they get the "they'll never find the bodies" look on their faces a few times,but it has worked for me for the last 5 years).
Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....
Cute lil girls MM.I have 3..Two are 14,one is 19.Remember this for when they reach "the age"....
GOD HELP THE FIRST POOR BASTARD TO PULL IN THE DRIVEWAY AND HONK.(You gotta say it through your teeth so they get the "they'll never find the bodies" look on their faces a few times,but it has worked for me for the last 5 years).
I did that for my friends daughter (since she lets me get away with stuff that her Dad can't)... a guy she was dating pulled up and honked, and I walked out like I was fishing $$ out of my pocket and said " Oh good, my pizza is here".. the kid was like "WTF" and I said "I KNOW you're not honking for her to come out if she is your date - go up and ring the bell".. he looked at me for about 3 seconds before he decided to shut the car off and walk up to the door ! lol
May be getting old, but I can still kick ass if needed...
Kids rock ! My nephews (14 mos and 5 1/2 yrs) keep me on my toes and young...
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