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    My wife sent me this today...

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in

    their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She

    finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of

    him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall.



    She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.



    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room,

    "Why are you down here at this time of night?"



    The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating,

    and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears

    thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.



    The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily.

    "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"



    "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    The husband continues...



    "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, either

    you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?



    "I remember that too" she replies softly.



    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today."
    Guitars:
    '04 Jackson SL1 - Flametop Cabo Blue Trans Burst
    '94 Charvel Predator - Fire Crackle
    '77 Ibanez LP Custom Copy - Black
    Amp:
    VOX AD30VT

  • #2
    excellent!

    :ROTF: :ROTF:
    the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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    • #3
      Too funny!!!!!

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      • #4
        That was GREAT!!!!

        A~
        All hail the 'King'
        R.I.P~ RLC

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        • #5
          That was good!!!
          RIP Donny Swanstrom...JCF bro
          RIP Dime

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          • #6
            funny.
            Scott
            Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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            • #7
              I saw a new commercial yesterday. The husband is downstairs trying to disarm the alarm. he yells up to the wife "Honey, did you change the pin on the alarm?" she yells back down to him "Its our anaversary"..blank stare from the husband...after a few moments he enters in a code and the alarm goes off..."Honey!!"...
              priceless.

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