so i just got back from a corn maze

[slayer32390]

and i wasnt scared at all i could spot the people from a mile away and i said hello to them before they even jumped out but my girlfriend cried when a guy with a chainsaw chased her for a little bit ifelt bad but it was so funny i was just standing off to the side like . anyone else go to these around this time? oh and this one guy that was supposed to be a zombie or something had long white hair and i told him he looked like the iron maiden zombie, eddie. but then i also realized that my history teacher that i had last year had long white hair and would look exactly like the guy in the maze if he were dead LOL

[Newc]

I avoid corn fields. Black Widows hang out there, and I have no desire to be found dead in a corn field

[slayer32390]

haha no black widows in rhode island. especially since its like 30 fuggin' degrees out there

[OnlineStageGear]

We did a corn field last weekend. It was a lot of fun.

[Bryan]

What's "doing a corn field"? Anything like a haunted house?

[slayer32390]

its a large maze but its in a corn field and theres guys that jump out at you and try to scare you but it doesnt work because they dont know the first thing about stealth and good hiding sort of like an out door haunted house i guess. but with corn

[npacheco]

That's funny, because maIze is what they used to call corn...you know back in the pilgrim days

[rjohnstone]

The proper name for corn is maze and the proper name for a maze is a labrynth.
Leave it to us Americans to screw that up.

[horns666]

I am the Great Cornholio!!!

Never run through a corn maze in the dark..backwards..naked.

[rjohnstone]

I am the Great Cornholio!!!

Do you need TP for your bunghole?!?

[slayer32390]

That's funny, because maIze is what they used to call corn...you know back in the pilgrim days

actually thats what the indians called it before we got here then they schooled our cracker asses. so we took their land :ROTF:....its the american way

[quakana]

Slayer what town was it? We have one here in portsmouth but I did not think it was a haunted corn maze. It actually on the same road I live on. I have been meaning to take my daughter there

[Jack The Riffer]

You're lucky you didn't end up in a Corn Hole.

We have one near my house that you have to go through and find checkpoints and then when you get out they tell you how long it took. No Zombies or anything.

[Shawn Lutz]

I never been a cornfield for a halloween scare but I've hunted a few of them in Michigan before...after a while everything looks the same and can be hard to get out if you don't know how to...

[OnlineStageGear]

It wasn't a haunted one, it had a Midevil Europe theme to it. Ya just had to find these 6 stations throughout the maze and return. At the end you could do a Pumpkin Sling Shot and I got a bullseye and won a T-Shirt. Woohoo !!