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  • Who wants cake?!?

    Just got this in an email and had to share!

    Want to be forever eliminated from the guest list? Just take this to your next "pot luck" dinner!!!

    Kitty Litter Cake" * ~
    This is *no joke*

    READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHOTO...

    TRUST ME...

    DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST....


    This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a little different.........


    WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETELY EDIBLE,
    BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO!



    On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along.

    CAKE INGREDIENTS:
    1 box spice or Germa n chocolate cake mix
    1 box of white cake mix
    1 package white sandwich cookies
    1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
    A few drops green food coloring
    12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

    SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
    1
    NEW cat-litter box
    1
    NEW cat-litter box liner
    1
    NEW pooper scooper

    1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

    2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

    3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pl iable. Shape
    the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

    4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!


    "Kitty Litter Cake"






    :ROTF:
    ANY OF YOU WHO HAVE A HALLOWEEN PARTY TO GO TO, THINK ABOUT THIS CAKE.
    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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    You first, Joe!
    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    • #3
      Someone brought this into work two weeks ago. I guess you aren't the only one who reads chain emails Joe.

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      • #4
        Guess not. I'm gonna have to do some food shopping this week and make some. Yummy!
        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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        • #5
          The recipe forgot 1 thing: Barf bags for your friends & relatives!

          Last edited by RacerX; 10-25-2006, 05:53 PM. Reason: Another barf smilie!
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • #6
            mmmmm... looks poopilicious!
            Hail yesterday

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            • #7
              Originally posted by toejam View Post
              I'm gonna have to do some food shopping this week and make some. Yummy!
              For that extra touch of realism, you can have your cats hanging around in the dining room! :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:


              Maybe you can take odds on which phrase will be yelled first!
              1. Who the F*** put the litter box on the table!
              2. Ewwwwww!
              3. What da hell?!

              Last edited by RacerX; 10-25-2006, 05:52 PM. Reason: Added barfing smilie!
              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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              • #8
                and just imagine the look of joy on their faces as you sidle up to the table, pick out a choice "tootsie" and pop it into your mouth!
                Hail yesterday

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                • #9
                  Yesterday at my friends bodyshop, my friend eric asked if id give him 20 bucks to eat a piece of dog shit on the ground, i gave him the 20 and he proceeded to pop it in his mouth. chewed it up all gone. Later i learned it was a chocolate donut hole that had been there for about a week. Still gross.
                  I think i will make this cake for our HW party.

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                  • #10
                    Thats histerical.
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                    • #11
                      Beastiality scat~ beyond kink.

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                      • #12
                        Here's my plan: Have a party, serve this cake, let your friends in on the real ingredients, share a laugh, then excuse yourself to the kitchen. Next, count to 30 then yell "Ohhhhhh God!" and run back to your friends with a look of terror on your face yelling loudly and quickly "stopeating, stopeating, stopeating..."

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by TreeFitty View Post
                          Here's my plan: Have a party, serve this cake, let your friends in on the real ingredients, share a laugh, then excuse yourself to the kitchen. Next, count to 30 then yell "Ohhhhhh God!" and run back to your friends with a look of terror on your face yelling loudly and quickly "stopeating, stopeating, stopeating..."
                          that's beautifully wicked.
                          Hail yesterday

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