jgcables Bullshit list... C-mon boys...

[Soap]

I judge the quality of an electric guitar by the way it sounds UN-PLUGGED.......B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.

I can paint a guitar with Krylon and make it just as nice as using that automotive stuff.......B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.

Solid state will never sound as good as tubes......B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.

The admins on the JCF are assholes..........well ok.

+1
Again so very true.

[sully]

You need help, man :ROTF:

bullshit!

had to.

[jgcable]

How about..

"I play live all the time and its a must to have a Peterson Stobo stomp tuner onstage because those Boss TU-2 tuners aren't accurate".

How about..

"Vetta's suck because I had a Spyder 1 x 10" that sounded like canned ass. Modeling sucks in general and you can't hear a modeler live".
"So what did I do?.... I got me a Triple Rectifier to replace my Spyder 1 x 10" combo and its sooooo much betterrer and loudererrr. BTW... can a Triple Rectifier do metal??? What pedal should I put in front of it to add more gain because I am a gainaholic??" What cabinets should I get for it because I am currently playing through my parents stereo?
Oh yea... I forgot... Vetta's suck and they aren't loud and they sound like fake crap"

Having a conversation with a tool like the above example makes me want to rip my own eyeballs out.

[Bert]

Kahlers don't stay in tune.

BULLSHIT!

[dg]

Here's one I see on boards all the time, not as much on th JCF though:

"I can play all of (insert famous guitarist's) solos note for note, and plenty of harder stuff too, so I know I'm a better guitarist than that fucker!"

Bullshit! What the fuck have you written, recorded and sold to compare to his stuff? Do you have any idea what he plays when he's practicing?

[gemini8026]

Dont even get me started on the "theres no emotion in it" bullshit

[St.James]

Kahler is better than Floyd Rose...

Bullshit!

[atomic charvel guy]

I'm of sound mind, I have direction, and purpose.
Bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jack Napalm]

Fender is screwing up Jackson/Charvel and the new stuff is just crap.

Bullshit

[hippietim]

anyone here that thinks they can play better than eddie van halen
BULLSHIT

all luthiers that tap tune woods and use cryo-frozen parts are full of BULLSHIT

[TreeFitty]

I know they're not all bullshit, but there are at least a few "I'm going to order a custom shop guitar with these specs..." threads to which "right after I get a job and move out of my parent's house" needs to be added.

[VitaminG]

how about:

"I've been playing 6 months now. That John Petrucci isn't such hot shit. I can see myself playing at that level in the next year or so"

[hgsmith]

Minty condition?WTF

BULLSHIT!

[straycat]

When dumb fuck kid looks at a Charvel bullseye guitar and says to his friends"look a Zakk rip off guitar" BULLSHIT!!!!!

[VitaminG]

I know they're not all bullshit, but there are at least a few "I'm going to order a custom shop guitar with these specs..." threads to which "right after I get a job and move out of my parent's house" needs to be added.