jgcables Bullshit list... C-mon boys...

[Endrik]

"I don't care about the groupies"
BS

"I don't care if I get a lot of money"
BS

"I care ONLY about the music"
BS

"Image is not important"
BS

"I don't care if there aren't any chicks in the crowd"
BS

"I played in a hairband durning the 80's and I was loyal to my wife"
BS

"Say no to groupies, being with one woman (who you love) the whole life is better"
BS

"Anyone can play a guitar solo but it doesn't suit in our music"
BS

"There's a lot of new and original music out lately"
BS

"Stage precense is not important"
BS

"Talent doesn't really matter, its all about how much you practice"
BS

"Everyone could play in a pop band"
BS

"I think I'm a real musician because I have long oily hair wich I haven't washed for 2 months, I wear my grandfathers sweater, I also wear spikes because they are cool and those army boots from WWII wich are over my cheap jeans.
BS

"We are so unique, I don't know anyone who sounds like us"
BS

"I don't really care about the peoples and critics opinion"
BS

"My ex classmate is now touring the world, every night on a big stage in front of 70000 people, after every gig they have a huge backstage party and spend most of the time in a jaccuzzi while hot blondes with big tits are giving them head. I wouldn't want that life, I love playing in small clubs and doing my own music wich is real, and after the gig enjoy talking with dudes who support us and drink some beers."
BS

[SeventhSon]

true enough. i am a perfect example of that very point.

Now that's BULLSHIT! Tim can play!

[Endrik]

Illusions: the players in a kickass rockband who all are monster players really give a shit answering questions from nerdy dudes after the gig about what scales they use, in what measure the drum fill was in the middle of the third song, what pickups they have on the guitars and what local supporting bands they liked...while there are tons of hotties just waiting to get fucked.

BS

[~K~]

The admins on the JCF are assholes..........well ok.

:ROTF:



And for the record I jump between medium fender picks and copper.. I mainly use copper..

[jgcable]

:ROTF:



And for the record I jump between medium fender picks and copper.. I mainly use copper..

but is it a copper alloy or 100% pure???

[buzzsaww]

Of course they're real!
BS!

[heartfielder]

I got a White Skolnick for $15.00 at a garage sale ... BULLSHIT !!!

I'm gonna cut it up to make a Beatle guitar ... BULLSHIT !!!

The Cardinals are the best team in the Major Leagues ... BULLSHIT !!!

[VitaminG]

favourite guitar mag BS

"no one is playing solos in hard rock/heavy metal anymore. It's our holy quest to bring back the guitar solo"

[drockilles]

Wow, nobody has chimed in with something like "357 Customs is giving away free ZW LPs!!".
My favorite BS/ignorant comments:
"You metal players just hide behind all that distortion."
"Metal isn't hard to play. You don't even play chords. It's all power chords and single notes."

[zeegler]

Here's one I hear all the time from people who listen to top 40 and easy listening:

"You won't get a gig playing that kind of music."

BULLSHIT!

Our originals have been likened to Alice in Chains, Godsmack, and BLS.

[mr426]

Hey hey. My favorite comment was one from another well known board years ago.
"Yeah I'm gonna buy 2 Triaxis's and run them together thru a tripple Recto I will get-just because I want to".......HAHAHAHAHAH Yeah right.

"I'm gonna get a (insert any model here) just like Metallica plays" Eventhough I have been playing only 2 weeks.

"Esp custom shop guitars blow away Jackson's"

LATER!!!

[hammer84]

"If it had a ( insert whatever optionthe guitar is missing , Floyd, neck single, maple board) I would be all over this guitar"

Ah.....BULLSH*T !!!!!!

[OnlineStageGear]

"Kurt Kobain is a good guitar player"

[khabibissell]

Let's see...

"Check out my new guitar! I just picked it up (for really cheap), and it is the most amazing guitar I've ever heard or played. It rules!"

Then it shows up in the Classifieds after it is hyped sufficiently. BULLSHIT

"I own a (insert grossly expensive amp here), so I KNOW tone. Since you own a (insert name of SS, Modeling or run of the mill tube amp here), you couldn't possibly know what you are talking about."

This is not only BULLSHIT, but very funny as well.

"Modellers sound just like tube amps"

No, they sound like a reproduction of a tube amp. BULLSHIT

"My band Mortal Obsession is touring this summer."

BULLSHIT

"I've been playing for over 20 yrs, so I know what I'm talking about..."

I have been playing nearly that long too, and I still don't know what I'm talking about when it comes to guitar playing in general, so I KNOW this is BULLSHIT

80% of what you read on the internet

BULLSHIT

[horns666]

players who say they can say more with one note rather than 1000 fast notes..is

BS..

They say that because they can't do it..

BADABING!!