jgcables Bullshit list... C-mon boys...

[jgcable]

[bonghits]

I'm an awesome guitar player.
Bullshit!

[VitaminG]

how about:

With my Death Metal pedal and this



I can totally dial in the AJFA tone. To a tee.

[Chasbo]

Rush isn't as good a band as they used to be

BULLSHIT

[gemini8026]

I wont sell you my trans green soloist.....

BULLSHIT :p

[jgcable]

"You will have to pry this guitar from my dead cold fingers". "Its that good"

[Chasbo]

Charvel and Jackson guitars are just for shred

[jgcable]

"I play live for the love of playing and the crowd response. It has never been about the chicks".

"We just did this incredible gig!!! I brought 2 full stacks, 6 guitars and a pedal board that takes up 4 square feet!! I don't need no stinking pedal with my JCM800 2204's because I turn them up to 10. I like that natural tube distortion".

After reading the above I would normally be impressed until the asswipe post pics of the gig and its in somebody's basement. That would be cool in certain instances but not when you can see the furnace and dads workbench in the background of the pics.

[jgcable]

"You need to spend a ton of money for a wireless that works"
BULLSHIT

"George L (or some other high end cable manufacturer) cables make my rig sound 10 times better than generic guitar cables. I could tell instantly after I plugged them into my Crate SS combo"
BULLSHIT

"I have been gigging for ever and I only use very specific types of picks".
BULLSHIT

For those of us who actually walk the walk or have walked the walk... we all know that there are really only 3 types of picks. Thin, medium and heavy. For the record... I like the heavy ones. How is that for being specific!!

Don't get me started on Elixer strings...

[bonghits]

I wont sell you my trans green soloist.....

BULLSHIT :p

Good one!

[VitaminG]

"You will have to pry this guitar from my dead cold fingers". "Its that good"

followed a month later by the *M* in question being offered for sale in the Classifieds....

[Chasbo]

Don't worry baby, I'll pull it out before I c_m

[charveljunkie]

you suck you stole a guitar that I wanted by bidding in the last few seconds.
Bullshit!! I wanted it more and my T1 is faster than your dial up punk!!!!!!!!!!!
Not Bullshit!!

[straycat]

+1 on the pick thing.

[442w30]

we all know that there are really only 3 types of picks. Thin, medium and heavy. For the record... I like the heavy ones. How is that for being specific!!

I find the blue tortoise fender mediums to be made of a slightly lighter plastic than the brown ones so I can shred even faster than I usually do .