How to keep your mind off girls?

[Burn]

So, I'm single again, after being in a five year relationship, and several month long whatevers, and I've been pretty damn down and out since then. But, I've decided I'm going to forget all that, and I'm just going to do my own thing, and forget about girls for now, but, thats proving to be harder than I ever imagined. It seem like I've forgotten how to be by myself, or how to have my own life, I guess? So, I'm assuming some of you guys have had the same issues before, and could lend me some advise on how to break away again?

[Endrik]

"how to keep your mind off girls"

brother, that's impossible

[Burn]

Yeah, I know...... what am I saying..... hahaha

[Newc]

Well, it IS possible, and it's strongly recommended so you're not a slave to the muff.

Don't be a slave to the muff. That's it. Really. Just do without it. It's an orgasm. Yay. So what? Move on and be human instead of animal.

[atomic charvel guy]

you can keep your mind on girls, you just don't have to have a realationship , which is taxing on the both souls his and hers. how old are you? just go out and take the field marshall leader of the bender and you will do just fine.
Girls are great, they are in numerous groups. like schools of fish everywhere, just make sure you're that you are Joe Lampshade in a non headache way and you are set for life for meeting girls. those "month long whatevers"{ as you called them can become just as huge a headache as a five year life sucker. Let it ride, let it rip, let it bleed, let it be, let the surge continue and the side splitting laughs and noodle dunkings will pile up and you'll look back and smile and say i've had a lot of fun on this planet, i like it here. (one drawback, you can be like 40 to 45 all of a sudden, and you look in the mirror, and you're still continuing the surge, and the scary part is that i, I mean you might still really dig it. Works for me, I'm trying to have as much fun before this world blows up like 12 million truckloads of dynamite in your living room and it's all gone, because I am scared for this beautiful world's safety in the near future. It's getting as scary out there as ever, so I've made fun , and lack of responsibility my main priorities. it's stupid, not recommended, but it works for me, I like to rage like tomorrow is not coming sometimes, .ok, my blathering is over, make 'em laugh, and you're in likr Flynn.
P.S.-Don't listen to me. Except about the laughing part, girls just love guys who can honestly knock their lights out with some laughs, and then it's off to howl at the moon together, bond, and do it again the next day.

[Endrik]

sorry Newc, but you sound like an old fart

it is IMPOSSIBLE for ME, how can I deny such thing when my hormones are so active thet the doctors actually wanted to give me drugs to make them calm down
And human is an animal, just like monkeys, ladybugs and dawgs but with more complex brain.
Orgasm is more than just a thing, it's one of the very few reasons to live in my opinion. If I can't get any, I might just as well die.
And you don't have to be a slave of the muff, just don't let the pussy controll everything you do, be a man anf follow Tommy's advice.

[horns666]

Slam your PP in a car door..??

that's the best advice I have right now..

speaking of which..I must post awesomeness in my thread!!

[wilkinsi]

recommending someone just forget about it is futile. having emotions and a sex drive is just part of being human.

[Rich#6]

Last time I tried to forget about one woman I drank A LOT! Don't do this. Where there is drinking there is women. Vicious circle. Don't forget about it try looking it other places. Take is slow and become yourself again. Lean on your friends for support thats what there there for.

[Reverend Timmy]

Get married three times and lose all your gear.That will fix it.................

[UFORocks]

Been there Burn. I was with a girl from HS for about 5 years, and we had a pretty bad breakup. I hit the gym and got in shape, started going out a lot, drinking constantly.... Anyway, a year later we saw each other for the first time since the breakup, talked, went out on a date, and that was it, got engaged that christmas and married two years later.

You cant forget about women, and you shouldn't, just dont let them, or your situation consume you.

Find something new to do that you never did with your ex; for me it was the gym, I'd never lifed a weight in my life, but it kept my mind off things.

Hope this helps.

Later,

Steve

[horns666]

Ah dude..it sucks for now..but shit happends for a reason..you'll look back in a couple of years and agree most likely..

hey don't give up on chicks..there's plenty of good ones out there ..you just have to sift thru all the nasty bitches to find them...but have fun sifting..if they are a pig..treat them like one..use every hole you can find, and make a few of your own. Hell, bang their furniture and pets, why not..!!!

If she's fat..bang the folds of her flab and shit..do somethin..

hey what's the alternative..suggin' deek...no way dude..that'll be gay!!!!

Hey, I have a great game you can play with a hog..get a box of glazed donuts and stack them on your schlong..and play bobbin' for donuts ..fat chick go nuts for donuts.!!

It's a great game for Halloweenie..fun for the whole family!!

You're fine!!

[StukaJU87]

3 easy steps:

1) slap in a porno

2) masturbate

3) go out with friends

Works every time, guaranteed.

[horns666]

3 easy steps:

1) slap in a porno

2) masturbate

3) go out with friends

Works every time, guaranteed.

Yeah..do dat..I do and I'm married!!

[Cleveland Metal]

I think Tommies and UFORocks's post are pretty much on it...

I love your outlook Tommie...

And UFO, that pretty much nails a good plan to me.

I went through a horrid 4 yr relationship with a youngin, I'm 41 she was 25, and did what UFO said when it ended and life is great right now. Got a great girl for the moment and enjoying the moment. It happens...

Hope ya feel better soon. I know it sucks...