How to keep your mind off girls?

[Big D]

3 easy steps:

1) slap in a porno

2) masturbate

3) go out with friends

Works every time, guaranteed.

+1 Whack off. A lot.

[OnlineStageGear]

Get a hooker.

[toejam]

Get married three times and lose all your gear.That will fix it.................

Hell, I only had to get married once! Then again, I have more gear now than I did when I was married, and I'm much happier since the divorce. I had like no money while married. Being single is so much easier.
I haven't had a girlfriend in over 5 years... I've been with some chicks here and there, but nothing steady, and I still don't even want a steady relationship. I guess I have to pretty much agree with Newc!

[VoiceX3]

My advice to you is STRIPPERS. Don't go in there and get sucked in tho.....befriend them. Don't be their mark, be their friend. Then once they're comfortable with you make suggestions to go out drinking after their shift. (as friends) Get hammerred and reap the benefits. This can be very lucrative, especially in the summertime. Imagine you, 4 or 5 strippers and trips to the nude beach.....somebody's go to oil them down......play it cool and all will be good. Trust me.

[UFORocks]

My advice to you is STRIPPERS. Don't go in there and get sucked in tho.....befriend them. Don't be their mark, be their friend. Then once they're comfortable with you make suggestions to go out drinking after their shift. (as friends) Get hammerred and reap the benefits. This can be very lucrative, especially in the summertime. Imagine you, 4 or 5 strippers and trips to the nude beach.....somebody's go to oil them down......play it cool and all will be good. Trust me.

Hookers are cheaper, monitarily, physically, and emotionally. And its a sure thing. But the best be for Burn is to stay away from both, the last thing anyone needs is a case of the "natural thing" on top of a broken heart.

[VoiceX3]

Hookers are cheaper, monitarily, physically, and emotionally. And its a sure thing.

I disagree, ya just gotta work the system.

[wilkinsi]

hookers have emotions too. i was banging one for nearly 5 years so i know. as for cost, i suppose it depends how often i want to go!

[OnlineStageGear]

Thinking back over how much money I have spent on my girlfriend over the last 4 years, I think a hooker would have been cheaper.

(incase she sees this) But then I wouldn't have shared in all the love....

[Joe_Steeler]

Get in shape, do your thing and be happy.
The girls will come. They always do when you are not actively looking for them. Hit tity bars, have a good time.

Just a couple of weeks ago and I was a groomsmate. My bridesmate partner was hot, really hot. I was a gentleman, did not make any remarks, just courteous. I am married after all.
Towards the end of the party she come over and hands me a little piece of paper with her tel # and tells me it would be nice if I called her and get a bite to eat sometime.

Chicks will come don't look or act desperate.

[horns666]

1)..Get a fat chick

2)..Stack donuts on your PP

3)..let her go at it..

4)...enjoy!!

[horns666]

Take a Viagra...and jerk off at least 4-5 times..and unleash the focking fury!!

I go to the bubblebutts site myself..I'm Italian...I swear I must have some "brutha" in my family tree somehere..this may explain the girth of my gurd..:ROTF:

[Snow007]

Sign up at lavalife.com or adultfriendfinder.com

[Burn]

You guys really kick ass, not only have I laughed my ass off, I know I'm not alone, girl ruin everyones lives! So yeah, I'm going to try to take it easy, and luckily for me, Tommy, I can make most girls fall on the floor laughing. I posted a thread about drinking too much bout a week ago, see where this is going? I've since curved the drinking a lot though....

[Drake S.]

I work in a strip club I get to see naked woman every night , you become numb after a while & then , it's all the same thats when you you meet someone nice & cool it's not just how great her ass would look as your best sunday hat!

[Spivonious]

I'm not a good place for advice here...married my first serious girlfriend. But I have to admit, if we were together for 5 years and marriage wasn't on my mind, I'd be moving on.

My advice, go spend time with your friends, play more guitar, join a death metal band.