How to keep your mind off girls?

[toejam]

1)..Get a fat chick

2)..Stack donuts on your PP

3)..let her go at it..

4)...enjoy!!

Onion rings work better than donuts. :ROTF:

[Burn]

I'm not a good place for advice here...married my first serious girlfriend. But I have to admit, if we were together for 5 years and marriage wasn't on my mind, I'd be moving on.

My advice, go spend time with your friends, play more guitar, join a death metal band.

well, It was on our minds, but we just couldn't get along enough, and she moved away to college, not that it stopped us for about a year.

[VitaminG]

1)..Get a fat chick

2)..Stack donuts on your PP

3)..let her go at it..

4)...enjoy!!

My advice,

go spend time with your friends,

play more guitar,

join a death metal band.

my, what a dilemma! Whose advice to follow?

[tanpsi]

First of all, you can't keep your mind off something by trying to keep your mind off it because you'll always be thinking about it, that's a scientific fact.

Second, just find new ones, if you can't then lower your standards!!!!!!!!!

[Burn]

well, it'd be real easy to get a fat chick.... but I'd probably throw up on myself......

[Misanthrope189]

I think you'll find your way out of it. Friends could help, because when I'm alone I tend to think a lot and feel like I miss emotional connections I had with girls. But then my friends come out for a cigar with me, we hang out, talk, and everything's fun and laughs. Maybe if you did get a fat chick and you threw up on yourself it would be a good thing. Sometimes all you need is a few bitch-women to piss you off because they're so fucking stupid, complaining about everything...your knives are too big, your music is too loud, your truck isn't pink, where does your cock go in those tight pants, why don't you cut your hair, shave your beard, and wear some abercrombie instead of leather and boots...don't you like flip flops?

Once you want to kill them, then you're free from feeling like you need them.

Cheers,
Nick

[horns666]

my, what a dilemma! Whose advice to follow?

Both!!!

Fat chicks give great head...because well..they're always hungry!!

I gotta nice a sauseech and a meatballsa...Nice eh..

[horns666]

Ya know what ya gotta do....you got to slap 'em in the face with your pud until they start acting nicer!!

They like that!!

As soon as they start their shit..slap!!

"Do you really have to be in a metal baaaa.."...slap slap..

"I saw you lookin' at that bitches tiiiii..."..slap slap slap..

stop thaaaa..."slap slap slap..slap..

Gimme a Amen Brother E..and fellow JCmutherFers..

Rev. B Fuggums..

[Joe_Steeler]

Both!!!

Fat chicks give great head...because well..they're always hungry!!

I gotta nice a sauseech and a meatballsa...Nice eh..

Oh Lord that is funny.... and true!.
I was just talking to a friend of mine and he was telling me of a mutual friend (i.e. full figured lady) that called him on a Sat night a month or so ago and told him she was coming over to give him the best blow job he's ever had.

He told her "you are drunk, go home I am going to bed". Sure as hell 45 minutes later she is banging on the door, skunk drunk, droped his pants and blew him a like a Macy's parade blimp. He's telling me it was the best BJ he's ever had and he was shocked how good she was. This guy has been around, he knows what is good and orally heavenly.

So the always hungry thing or the onion ring bait deal might be a way to lure some in.

[horns666]

Oh Lord that is funny.... and true!.
I was just talking to a friend of mine and he was telling me of a mutual friend (i.e. full figured lady) that called him on a Sat night a month or so ago and told him she was coming over to give him the best blow job he's ever had.

He told her "you are drunk, go home I am going to bed". Sure as hell 45 minutes later she is banging on the door, skunk drunk, droped his pants and blew him a like a Macy's parade blimp. He's telling me it was the best BJ he's ever had and he was shocked how good she was. This guy has been around, he knows what is good and orally heavenly.

So the always hungry thing or the onion ring bait deal might be a way to lure some in.

Das Rite ..the average fat chick can suck a golf ball thru 10,00o feet of garden hose in 30 seconds..they have a orally fixation..

I had one that sucked me off and ate a Pizza at the same time..yeah baby!!!

They just swallow it whole..balls and all..chomp, slurp..burp!!!:ROTF:

whole lotta Rosie ...yeah!!!
Go Rosie GOOOooooooooooo!!!!

[horns666]

See, this is how ya get over shit..laughing with your bros man..

Now that's the shit..

Then troll for some tuna..one of them may be a keeper..and much better than what ya had...fuggit!!!

Rev. B Fuggums

[atomic charvel guy]

call me whatever you want, but my lousy 6 inch prison issue does not get hard for fat anything. it does react to fembots, beach twinkies, robo-babes, and streamlined show pony champions that inhabit my very town on everyblock.
I'll eat the donuts, they can eat me.

[Rsmacker]

Who says "don't be a slave to muff"????

BE a slave to muff. Especially if it involves crawling over her floor, kissing her heels and being spanked very hard for being a naughty boy. It does me the world of good!

Don't mope around anyway - go to some Bukkake parties, join a swingers club (there's always some Greedy Girls who need a tag-team to sort them out), fuck 'em and forget 'em. Once again, did me the world of good, helped me clear my mind. And my nuts. All over their faces....

Or

Put Bromide in your tea.

[Burn]

Yeah I can't bone up to a fat chick, just doesn't happen.... I'd rather eat the donuts and suffer... hhahahahahah It doesn't help that I live in Zero Beach.,...... yep. nothing here but old people... which I've considered...... AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[horns666]

Look WTF I do to "serious" threads..