How to keep your mind off girls?

[Endrik]

Ya know what ya gotta do....you got to slap 'em in the face with your pud until they start acting nicer!!

They like that!!

As soon as they start their shit..slap!!

"Do you really have to be in a metal baaaa.."...slap slap..

"I saw you lookin' at that bitches tiiiii..."..slap slap slap..

stop thaaaa..."slap slap slap..slap..

Gimme a Amen Brother E..and fellow JCmutherFers..

Rev. B Fuggums..

you're killing me man

[thetroy]

To answer the original question again in case it's not obvious... it's impossible to keep your mind off them. I just broke up with one after over a year and all I want to do is find another one now. Being alone sucks

[QuantumRider]

About 15 years ago, I broke up with my girlfriend of 2 years, and swore off women for a while.

About a month later, I was at a party, talking to a friend while sitting on a couch. A girl walked by, and I followed her across the room with my eyes. My friend said to me,

"Dude, you're drooling!" and I was.

At that point I figured it was time to try to score some more punani

[Burn]

To answer the original question again in case it's not obvious... it's impossible to keep your mind off them. I just broke up with one after over a year and all I want to do is find another one now. Being alone sucks

True to the T. I'll be damned if I didn't just get off the phone with my ex of five years....... made her laugh like an idiot, really pissed her boyfriend off, woke him up and everything, welllllll I feel good about that! Maybe I can actually sleep!

[horns666]

First thing..NO negativity..FUCK THAT..chicks pick up on that shit and think you're a dweeb/loser instantly and then you'll be alone for certain!!!!!

Listen, I am not a "pretty" man..but I am confident, kick ass, and I fuggin' rule..I never was alone in my life and had more pussy thrown at me that you could imagine..Confidence man..CONFIDENCE!!!!

Be yourself, cocky, silly and charming..talk to them like your taking to your best friend..

Wherever your at..own that motherfucker...don't sit alone in the corner of some bar like a tool looking at what you may settle for ..if she asks..Fuck that shit!!

get the fuck out there and put out the awesomeness that is you!!!

Chicks fuggin' love that shit...they don't want a "nice guy"..some dork that opens up the car door, pushes in their chair..nahhh...Girls take kindness for weakness..they like the idea of a guy like that, until they get one..meanwhile , they're wanting my ass, and guys like me..The Devil ..who'd eat their ass and fuck their nose, but someone cool and nice too, and sometime "sweet"..take charge and take care of yourself first and foremost.. then worry about them if and only they ackowlege and RESPECT your greatness...girls want a silly, cocky mutherfuggin' "Bad Ass" who takes charge, makes firm descisions and has their shit together...CONFIDENCE!! !

We are men..MEN..act like it..and the chicks will come to you big time..!!!!

No more crying and whining, or I'll come over and slap you in the face with a big black rubber dong..now get out there and conquer!!!

"Boo Hoo my girlfriend left me"..GOOD..fuck her ass..she's a fuggin' asshole..now go out and get a real woman who appreciates what and who you are..without all the drama and headtrips and bullshit..period!

Go Now..it's Halloween..girls are all dressed up like hot witches and cats waiting to hook up..they are getting fucked tonight by someone..not by any of you guys sitting there ..crying in your beer like a sad sack, I mean if you were a chick would you want that!!??!!

answer..NO!!!

GO..and RULE..and you will NEVER be alone, I promise!!

In fact, I'd rather be alone instead of eating a mile of shit from some stupid bitch that's never happy or satisfied..fucking psychic vampires, succubus, leeching, ingrateful hoodrats..fuggum!!

No pussy is that good for that misery!!!

Listen..I been married to a aweome Italian hottie for almost 20 years..I have pussy thrown at me evertime I leave the fuggin' house..because I'm me..and wherever I'm at..be it a KMart, Wallmart, or at the fuggin' gas station..I own it..put out that energy...and girls WILL respond!!

Thanks E..look at E..see he gets it..he's not alone or never will be alone..neither will Tommy or me and guys like that...now go!!

GO..Get that pussy!!

Rev. B Fuggums

[Endrik]

Oh my god Bill just wrote the Bible of Fuggums

Dude do everything just like Bill said.

Don't be a misreable SOB. Get over it and have a good time. Life is too short to deal with all that sad crap.

Hit the clubs or bars and get laid. Have one nighters for a couple of months and then decide if you want to get into a more serious relationship. Don't get into serious things too often, it will only make you feel more shittier.

99% of the girls aren't your "soulmates", why do accept somone who you have doubts about. Just have great time and great sex until you find somone really amazing. Don't accept anything less.

You see all the time assholes and ugly guys are with the hottest chicks. Like Bill said, most of the chicks don't dig nice guys, they dig the bad boy attitude. But be a cool badboy, not a total jerk who beats women and whatnot. Be funny and cocky and you'll get laid anytime.

Dear madam or bullshit like that doesn't work if you want some. You are in a club at 3 AM and see girls there. What do you thing they are there for? They are there to get laid just like you.

But to get to the final stage you have to act like you really want it. You have to be confident and comfortable in every situation. Don't be afraid of using dirty words or stuff like that. Just like Bill said, talk to them like they are your best friends. If you are afraid to talk about things why you are really there (to get laid) then they think you are sexually insecure.
They can smell the fear.

What do you got to loose? Make fool out of yourself? Yeah whatever. Life is too short to let those things bother you. Be confident and kick ass.

If it doesn't work go to another girl. Take another target, instantly. This is very important. When a chick turns you down then DON'T LET IT RUIN YOU MOOD. So fucking what she doesn't want you now, there are tons of girls who probably do, so go to another girl and try out again. If it doesn't work out then, then again go to another one...until you get what you want.

Girls have turned down on me many many times for whatever reasons (they don't want to have sex, they don't want to cheat their BFs, they are lesbians, they don't like me.....wait that's impossible...everyone likes me, I'm good lookin' and funny ) but it's the consistancy that makes me score, I keep on going until I get what I want. I'm like a Duracell bunny..in hunting my target and in the bed

[horns666]

Fugin' A mutherfugger E..you nailed that shit right in the balls..damn straight!!

See, I told you..I told you E.."get's it"..and you better bet your ass he does..

You won't EVER see him on here with this complaint..that's what I'm saying!

My good Bro John..I'm so fuggin' glad he got rid of that fuggin' ingrateful bitch..I'd piss on her fuggin' grave right now and laugh..I don't give a fuck if she was 25..she was a 25 year old asshole..PERIOD!!

John was a bit worried about the "alone" thing..Fuck that, I KNOW John..he had bit of anxiety over absolutely nothing..I knew he'd get chicks..I told him that everyday..and I was right..and he nailed quite a few..quite a few pieces of ass..just fuggin'..and in his travels he met what looks potentially to be a "soul-mate"..that's right..100% better than the likes of what he had..even tho he may miss that young shit..but with that comes young and dumb BULLSHIT!!

Hey don't get me wrong young pussy is good..oh it is good..but rarely will you find one with a fuggin' brain smart enough to ackowledge the value of a good dude..they just to party like the young silly assholes they are..so that's what you fuggin' do..party with them..and Fuggums that's it!!!

Don't bother trying to put one of THOSE on a leash..it'll never fuggin' work..or you'll just be doin' a lot of this>>>> ..that's right ..D R A M A !!

John is happy now, as I know he would be..and that's makes me VERY happy!

John doesn't have to worry about ever being alone..for one, he kicks ass..and chicks dig that shit, and two, he's got me in his corner..fuck, ya can't lose!!


His new woman is fuggin' hot and most importantly "cool" and today is her birthday..fuggin' Halloween..how cool is that??!!

Rev. B Fuggums

[horns666]

Brother E..we may have just killed this thread..

we just put the (!) on truth and well..that is that..

FUGGUMS!!!

[Spivonious]

At the risk of sounding unmanly (looks in Bill's direction), sex is not everything. If my fiancee said "no more" I wouldn't care because she's still the most wonderful person in the world.

My advice remains - go out with your friends, have fun, don't actively pursue women, and the right girl for you will notice.

[horns666]

At the risk of sounding unmanly (looks in Bill's direction), sex is not everything. If my fiancee said "no more" I wouldn't care because she's still the most wonderful person in the world.

My advice remains - go out with your friends, have fun, don't actively pursue women, and the right girl for you will notice.

I agree..not bad advice, nor "unmanly" at all..BUT I do STRONGLY advise, urge and insist to seek the company of girls immediately..nothing will making a broken heart mend faster than FUGGIN" a fine peice of strange ass!!!

Just think of the sound of your balls slapping those pink , velvety , jiggling mounds..and the moans of hot stinky, jungle love..emitting from some drunken nymph with her legs in the air SCREAMING ."F@CK MEEEEE...F@CK MEEEE YOU FUCKER"!!!

Do THAT, until you find a nice girl..

NICE!!

Rev B Fuggums

[atomic charvel guy]

"Good Evening Madam, may I have this dance? " "No!!"
"then a blow job is out of the question I guess huh? what's your friends name by the way?"

[Top Jimmy B]

I agree..not bad advice, nor "unmanly" at all..BUT I do STRONGLY advise, urge and insist to seek the company of girls immediately..nothing will making a broken heart mend faster than FUGGIN" a fine peice of strange ass!!!

Just think of the sound of your balls slapping those pink , velvety , jiggling mounds..and the moans of hot stinky, jungle love..emitting from some drunken nymph with her legs in the air SCREAMING ."F@CK MEEEEE...F@CK MEEEE YOU FUCKER"!!!

Do THAT, until you find a nice girl..

NICE!!

Rev B Fuggums

Sweet potato pie, that's good advice.

[horns666]

Knights of Columbus...Tommy ...Jimmy..My peeps!!!!

See..you'll never see these guys "lonely" or "blue"..maybe just their balls once in a while but that happends..that's what porn is for..

OK..if you do go out don't "look" like you trying to score, that looks desperate and rarely effective..just look like your supposed to be there kickin' ass and having fun, like you belong there..you OWN that place..that's magnatism..mojo..you NEED that!!!

The girls will come..if ya hit the right spot..ooooohhhh..

If ya go home empty..you got porn, all kinds midgets,Milfs,glory holes,DVDA.. whatever ya want..so you won't be so "blue"..

then you do this.. ...Bing..Done!

Hey, girls ain't going to knock on you door and say hey, I love you..fuck my ass..unless their undercover cops that answered your finacial offer in the Free times..

I'm throwin pearls here...now throw some pearls on some necks!!

A single dude must seek woman..it's in the Bible and you can't argue with the Bible..I never do!!

God ripped out a rib out of man and made woman..to bang!

Bill Z Bubbles..aka Rev. B Fuggums..

[horns666]

This is much too good advice to be on second page alsready mang!



BTW..Fuggums

[atomic charvel guy]

hop aimlessly from bed to bed like Mary Poppins with a tree trunk instead of an umbrella.