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    Photoshopped...or real? Gross!! Probably NSFW (not sure)

    Can this possibly be real?? If you are weak stomached...DONT LOOK!!!














    He was supposedly (sp?) riding a motorcycle approx. 75mph, missed a curve, hit a ditch was thrown from the bike into a fence post...see what you think.





    Don't say I didn't warn you...





    ....this is bad....













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    If thats real..... HOLY FUCKING CRAP!! But I think its

    There's just no way... is there?
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    • #3
      Big Splinter
      http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/splinter.asp
      Does a photograph show a man impaled by a wooden post.?

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      • #4
        Why does it look like the chick is posing for a glamour shot or something?!?
        :ROTF:
        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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        • #5
          Good Lord it looks like it hurts....
          Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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          • #6
            I dunno. Look at how his hip bones are pushed fully forward. He had to have hit it dead on the the taint, which would have broken his hips in half (men's hip bones are connected across the center, remember?).
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            • #7
              As well, that looks like a recent cut in the wood. Definitely a chainsaw (swirl patterns), but there's no dirt on it to indicate it was already cut down and lying on the ground for someone to just slide into. If it's real, it had to have been cut down when he was found.

              Then again, I want to say the angle is not exactly lined up with the one coming out of his back, but then again, there it is. If it was only in his back, he would be on his stomach.

              And yeah I was gona say "Hey, isn't that Sarah Jessica Parker?"
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              • #8
                Oh holy baby Jesus on a popsicle stick. That looks awful.
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                • #9
                  He's really got wood now
                  I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by toejam View Post
                    Why does it look like the chick is posing for a glamour shot or something?!?
                    :ROTF:
                    I don't know..Joe, it's making her hot..she wished everyone would leave the room and ride that utility pole..look at her, it's turning her on man..she wants that pole!!

                    yep, that's real alright..that wasn't supposed happen...he doesn't want that pole in there..that lady back there does..
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                    • #11
                      i bet his wife did that to him,saying lets see how you like iti hope for his sake it was lubed with KY and inserted gently
                      yehh i saw that bird too,looks likes she is pouting for the photo.
                      jking aside this is real-ogrish showed this ages ago

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                      • #12
                        This photo is real it was even or real tv..
                        The man is still alive and he still drives his motorcycle
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Newc View Post
                          He's really got wood now
                          I need a T-shirt with that saying... Got Wood?
                          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                          • #14
                            ^^That would be really funny :
                            Cold Hollow Machinery

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                            • #15
                              Dude, that is totally leaving a mark.
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