Fed Endrik

[atomic charvel guy]

My pal Endbat sent me an authentic t-shirt all the way from Estonia to my office this week, and it's a doozy. I know , I know , this thread is worthless without pics, but when you think about it, anything I post is worthless with or without pics. Anyway, it's a dynamite custom made BAMM show rescue mission shirt that I will duplicate for the team that will be helping me with the rescue mission part of the BAMM show itself. the shirt says-

NAMM
It's been 15 minutes and I'm ready to leave

Thanks Endy, that was real cool of you, all people who will be on th rescue list will easily spot me with this shirt on at my custom made-
"Atomic Tonic Stand" right in front of the front doors.
Drinks laced with just the right ingredients to enable all of us to fly away
to BCB and completely come unglued in a way that some may have to perish along the way for the mission to be a success. There are acceptable losses for this cause. Sign up to fly and be blind at the same time.
Thanks againn Endrik, you're a really cool kid with lots of potential.

Your pal,
Tommy-CEG(chief executive Griper)of BAMM operations.

[StukaJU87]

Well Tommy, I'll be there to assist you in your rescue mission. Mr. Pink will be in tow. Off to the beach on a bender of serious magnitude.

[atomic charvel guy]

I'm a friend on a bend to the end.

[Top Jimmy B]

I'll be there and in a tshirt I wear a medium or a boys husky.

[StukaJU87]

I am going to need a size L.

[horns666]

Brother E is AWESOME!!..

Hey Tommy, can I wear my xs BAMM speedos at BCB..

I think it'll be a hit with the ladies..

Rev. B Fuggums

[atomic charvel guy]

First things first, you are all rescuees, I'm assembling an eye popping team of
mutants to get you out of there-lol
bill, come with your banana hammock on I don't give a flying flank steak, let your sack fly into the dean girls-lol i'm with you.

[Endrik]

Here is the official ad from the master fruitiness himself:

This winter should be the epicenter of a real live bender, we'll all go to the NAMM show for 10 minutes or so, and then it's off to the BAMM show.
BOXASSMAMMORYMEMORIES LIVE IN BCB STARRING THE BIGGEST HEADACHES ON THE BOARD, filmed in it's finest moments, and directed by
Atomic Charcoal Guy, Sweet William the 3rd of Fuggum, Johnny 'young Box" Cleveland, Endrink Maripanic, Jack the Designated Magic Carpet Rider Riffer, LurksBCBStreetCats, Viagramin G, and in his first appearance on film ever, Tar Baby Fraser, StuperJU87, and any other people who have posted on the internet and want to have a sick couple of nights while the NAMM show gets completely upstaged by the BAMM show, a fabulous disaster that will be nothing but outregeous fun and easily put together. I think I need to have one true masterpiece bender from which to be remembered by whenever my time comes. Don't worry about any police action, high costs of beverages, fuel for the carpet to cruise on, and fuel to make it something to remember only through the magic of film as nobody would believe it anyway. Who's in? we'll treat it like a limited run of custom guitars but it's unlimited. Last one standing gets his head beaten in for making noise. i can picture us all there right now all hanging upside down from the living room ceiling sleeping until it gets dark out again. This could be good. PM me for choice spots.

Tommy




I still don't understand why the people in your office wouldn't like me sending you some porn

[atomic charvel guy]

send it on the computer all you want, just warn me if it's a strippergram or some kind of dvd masterpiece collection that's all. it is a package after all, i opened it proudly for all tosdee,none of them got it, none of them will be attending bAMM as well. i'm feeling extra daring this friday, how about you? this is gonna be a doozy of a weekend for me. completely in tune with all the great in the world.

[horns666]

...choking..argh..

Bong smoke..

wrong way..

[atomic charvel guy]

running dummy say he who think he choke from smoke,
really choke from too many xanny in throat,
wash o.j. with them down andthen smoke up sky

[Endrik]

after 1AM I went out for about 10hours and don't remember anything LOL

2days and the short vacation is over.

gotta use these days
to get laid
shaking brothels
trashing hotels
ground covered with nose candy
pipes of washingtons are in handy
putting portions in a row
but it's really a snow
snorted in some wet dirt
Santa is gonna hurt
Elfs and reindeers
laughing in tears
snow in the nose
Santa takes the hose
puts it in the sinners ass
and with all his mighty mass
Christmas pudding he pumps into the body
asshole gets very very muddy
the mighty spirit of snack pack
was born, kids don't smoke crack

[atomic charvel guy]

endrink, are you about? what time is it in Estonedia? i'm ready to dial, if you want to listen to some serious blathering , I'm on a roll with 2 eggs and butter. There's alot of bats in here tonite-lol the care bears stopped by, a whole bunch of rhodes scholars were here for a little while, showing off the benfits of a classical education in mastering the alphabet, I swear i feel like Einstein some nights out here, and that is fukkin' scary. what's doing? looks like Billl and aunt Flow aren't gonna make it. Call you or what?

[Endrik]

yeah call me, it's 1 pm

[atomic charvel guy]

10 min. , be ready for an assault of mindless banter.