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  • string just ripped :<

    damnnn it !
    i didnt pick up my guitar in 3-4 days
    now i sat down with my guitar infront of the computer for once..
    playing "always with me always with you" by satriani.. along with guitar pro .. u know how u have one of those where u just suck, well it was the oposite for me, for once i didnt suck today =] i was on fire playing and not even realizing whats going on around me...

    high bend on e string + stock jackson e string that hasnt been changed since i bought my dk2 (a year ago) = [ fart sound ]



    damn it i wanna play! i wasnt done!
    If the crowd is shouting for an encore, but the sound guy is shaking his head, ignore him and play anyway

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    I know EXACTLY what you mean!!!

    I REALLY had to go pee earlier today, ya know..

    So I was doin' that pee dance thing ..so I wouldn't piss my pants..

    Lil' Bill comes flying out and totally missed the target..

    So I overcompensated my aim..then I pissed all over the otherside of the john..

    So NOW..I got to tip toe out of the bathroom..trying not to step in my own pee..just to get a fuggin' mop..

    There is absolutely no point to this story ...

    Bill Z
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #3
      Of all the replies I could've imagined following the original post, that wasn't one of them... You can always count on Bill
      On a more related note, I love that song - particularly the clean part that starts it off.

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      • #4
        way to empathise, Bill
        Hail yesterday

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        • #5
          Originally posted by horns666 View Post
          I know EXACTLY what you mean!!!

          I REALLY had to go pee earlier today, ya know..

          So I was doin' that pee dance thing ..so I wouldn't piss my pants..

          Lil' Bill comes flying out and totally missed the target..

          So I overcompensated my aim..then I pissed all over the otherside of the john..

          So NOW..I got to tip toe out of the bathroom..trying not to step in my own pee..just to get a fuggin' mop..

          There is absolutely no point to this story ...

          Bill Z

          hmm i did not expect that
          If the crowd is shouting for an encore, but the sound guy is shaking his head, ignore him and play anyway

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          • #6
            sure you were not a fireman bill and not a cop?-lol
            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by TreeFitty View Post
              On a more related note, I love that song - particularly the clean part that starts it off.

              Me too...but now it's been "peeed" on.
              Why hunt ... when there is no machine gun season?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by TreeFitty View Post
                Of all the replies I could've imagined following the original post, that wasn't one of them... You can always count on Bill
                On a more related note, I love that song - particularly the clean part that starts it off.
                I'm with you bro LOL...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MichaelLitvak View Post
                  damnnn it !
                  i didnt pick up my guitar in 3-4 days
                  now i sat down with my guitar infront of the computer for once..
                  playing "always with me always with you" by satriani.. along with guitar pro .. u know how u have one of those where u just suck, well it was the oposite for me, for once i didnt suck today =] i was on fire playing and not even realizing whats going on around me...

                  high bend on e string + stock jackson e string that hasnt been changed since i bought my dk2 (a year ago) = [ fart sound ]



                  damn it i wanna play! i wasnt done!
                  Dude, no spare strings? Ya gotta be prepared!

                  You can get strings at Wal-Mart 24-7, man! They have First Act, GHS and Gibson strings. Not the greatest selection, but you can get strings at 3 AM if you want.
                  Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                    I know EXACTLY what you mean!!!

                    I REALLY had to go pee earlier today, ya know..

                    So I was doin' that pee dance thing ..so I wouldn't piss my pants..

                    Lil' Bill comes flying out and totally missed the target..

                    So I overcompensated my aim..then I pissed all over the otherside of the john..

                    So NOW..I got to tip toe out of the bathroom..trying not to step in my own pee..just to get a fuggin' mop..

                    There is absolutely no point to this story ...

                    Bill Z


                    Damn that post really had me rolling! :ROTF:
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                    • #11
                      :ROTF: Well, at least Bill's heart was in the right place - even if his pee wasn't :ROTF:
                      I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                      The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

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                      • #12
                        Well Bill.... At least you didn't pee on the dog... again...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MichaelLitvak View Post
                          high bend on e string + stock jackson e string that hasnt been changed since i bought my dk2 (a year ago) = [ fart sound ]
                          Try changing your strings more often than once a year.
                          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                          • #14
                            Walmart sells strings? no shit? Wow, they're like becoming a mall within themselves.

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                            • #15
                              Bill, I bet you would've been dead center had it been a "Voz".
                              Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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