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  • Scam Alert !!!!

    I don't know how many of you shop at Sam's Club, but this may be useful to know. I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you!!

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking big breasted 23-year-old, girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both are both wearing a bikini and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex.

    It's impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so she can make love to you!

    BEWARE! While this is going on the other girl steals your wallet!

    I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow. I'm running out of wallets... PLEASE SEND ME ANY WALLETS YOU ARE NO LONGER USING!

  • #2
    Ahaha, you'll end up scamming the scammers you clever sunuvabitch!
    "This ain't no Arsenio Hall show, destroy something!"

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    • #3
      Uhh ... dude, where is this Sam's Club???

      So .... I can .. uhh ..... avoid it

      -a

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      • #4
        This scam sounds familiar...
        If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

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        • #5
          ...
          Last edited by Norton; 11-25-2006, 08:18 PM.
          I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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          • #6
            nyuck, nyuck...

            that one was almost funny the first time I heard it 5 years ago...
            I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

            - Newc

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            • #7
              Tim

              Guess I don't need to post any funny pics in here now
              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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              • #8
                I wouldn't be the first to post an old joke.

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                • #9
                  welcome to 2002
                  shawnlutz.com

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                  • #10
                    Old joke or not, it's funny. I was reeled in until the girls got into the back seat.

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                    • #11
                      I'll need your address if you want me to send wallets...

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