No Soliciting

[toejam]

Heh. Funny thing, I came out of the supermarket a few weeks ago and was loading my trunk up, when an old lady came up behind me and asked me if I wanted a copy of the Watchtower. I politely told her no, and she walked away.

Then, just last week, I got two envelopes in the mail (one addressed to me and one addressed to my ex-wife who hasn't lived here in over five years) with a sample page from the Watchtower. There was a letter in it that explained they're doing a world-wide mass mailing now! WTF?!?

[shreddermon]

I invited Jehovah's Witnesses in telling them we worship Satan in our house and we're about to sacrifice a goat. Would they like a cup of tea while they wait, then they can tell me aaaaall about it?

Hey, where you going?


They haven't been back either.

Actually, it's funny you say that. Back in high school, a bunch of us were partying over at a buddies house. We were all lit pretty well. And then some JWs rang the doorbell. He answered his door, they started to make their pitch and he stopped them in their tracks by screaming at the top of his lungs, Sam Kinison-style "I WORSHIP SATAN, AND YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL!!!" Seeing that when baked was priceless.

[VitaminG]

well that's a fine turnabout! They want to tell you all about their religion but aren't interested in hearing about yours. How rude!

[Rsmacker]

I invited Jehovah's Witnesses in telling them we worship Satan in our house and we're about to sacrifice a goat. Would they like a cup of tea while they wait, then they can tell me aaaaall about it?

Hey, where you going?


They haven't been back either.

[fett]

I get the Mormon Missionaries. Twice in two months. My dad's family is way Mormon, so I understand their "Mission". The neat thing is my La-Z-Boy is right next to the front door. All I have to do is lean back and say my whole family is Mormon and have a nice day.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: I thought my dad said "Moron" and my mom was what she was. I am a double agnostic.

[shreddermon]

I hear 'ya dude. I've got a family of them down the street from me. Pushy f**kers, they are. We've already seen them twice this year. And, somehow, they managed to add our phone number to some JW-related firm looking to manage investments for us "along with the rest of their church families". ...Yeah, RIGHT!!! Manage "this", a-hole. F'n cult-like.

[finnman]

Doorbell just rang.
I open the door and two Jehovah Witness are standing on my porch.
Without a word I open my screen door and point to my
“NO SOLICITING”, sign that is clearly visible.
“Oh, where not soliciting” he says.
I said “Bullshit. You’re soliciting your religion.”
What the FU-K is wrong with people.
Then they get all pissy when I tell them to beat it.
What the fu-k else do I need to do to get it across
I don’t want you coming to my door?
The End.
Finn