No Soliciting

[Jack The Riffer]

Just ask them to say The Pledge of Allegiance with you.

[atomic charvel guy]

next time they show up I'm gonna ask them, I'll listen to you, but how about we share a nice little speedball first, -lol
they'll be heading for the hills in no time. Just disgust them immediately.

[Top Jimmy B]

That works too.

[toejam]

Do you think they'll take a copy of the Satanic Bible or the Necronomicon?

[Top Jimmy B]

If you want to get rid of the JW's for good, I know the secret. Very politely offer them a trade - their Watchtower for your Book Of Mormon. They will never come back. Of course, you have to let my young buddies in to get the other book. It's a double edged sword.

[hammer84]

It's not a matter of tolerance. It's a matter of them being annoying and in many cases being condemning, invasive, rude, and just generally wanting to shove their beliefs down my throat. To me it's the same as any other salesman - I don't want them coming to my home either.

I understand where you are coming from. Most of the JW I encounter are actually doing what they are sent to do "spread the word". Some go way over the top and take the we are right your are going to hell path.

[hippietim]

I have actually have had some very good conversations with a few of them. I'm not an overly religious person but I do take interest in others beliefs. So far no Jedi mind tricks have caused me to run a muck and speak in tongues.

I guess tolerance is not high on a lot of people's list.

It's not a matter of tolerance. It's a matter of them being annoying and in many cases being condemning, invasive, rude, and just generally wanting to shove their beliefs down my throat. To me it's the same as any other salesman - I don't want them coming to my home either.

[atomic charvel guy]

It's marshall law with me when they show up.
Marshalls to 10, and they promptly make tracks quickly.

[Inazone]

There's a band around here (and probably others elsewhere) called Jehovah's Shitlist. Maybe it would be worth having one of their shirts near the front door, to throw on when the JWs stop by.

"Already on the list, thanks."

[toejam]

Who are the "them" you are referring to?

Grandma, who are "they"?

Never mind, you dirty little brat!

[hammer84]

I have actually have had some very good conversations with a few of them. I'm not an overly religious person but I do take interest in others beliefs. So far no Jedi mind tricks have caused me to run a muck and speak in tongues.

I guess tolerance is not high on a lot of people's list.

[hippietim]

I don't want any religious zombies anywhere near my home or my family. I chase those fuckers away as fast as I can. I don't care what superstitions people want to believe in, just don't try and make me or mine listen to that drivel.

[Top Jimmy B]

:ROTF: of course.

[Jack The Riffer]

Jehovah's Witnesses of course.

[SouthPlatteDemon]

I once told a group of them that if I wanted them on my property I would have planted Cotton.

Who are the "them" you are referring to?