No Soliciting

[Thrust]

I find this simple to solve. I don't ever answer my door unless I know in advance someone is coming over. I can't actually, my two dogs (english bulldog and chocolate lab) run to the door--barking and growling--generally preventing me from opening the door even if I wanted. When the FedEx man brings me guitar stuff which, is all too infrequently I have to run out the garage door to meet him b/c my dogs go into attack mode.

[Zerberus]

if they come back again use real blood you wuss

LOL. Using real blood in props for someone else´s stage productions is usually grounds for immediate and irrevocable termination of any contractual obligations between you and your then former employer, as well as the very real possibility of employer, audience or crew members suing you for damages and winning.

Gimme 2-3 million bucks, and I´ll use real blood next time

[straycat]

I was cleaning a very dirty AR 15 one sunday. I had on my go to hell gun cleaning apron on and the door bell rang, two JWs standing there I told them not interested and went to shut the door and JW-1 put his foot in the door.
I said bad move Hector and placed my hand on 9MM still on the hip he backed up and said have a nice day sir.I said thanks you fucking troll.

[toejam]

Yes, but they seem to be happy to avoid my place after the fake blood incident :laugh2:

LOL That reminds me of a fake blood incident myself and some friends pulled in gym class back in high school. :ROTF:

[jjw]

if they come back again use real blood you wuss

[Zerberus]

Question for the members not in the states.
Just curious,
Does the JW's or any other groups make the rounds over there?

Yes, but they seem to be happy to avoid my place after the fake blood incident :laugh2:

[AfterForever]

Question for the members not in the states.
Just curious,
Does the JW's or any other groups make the rounds over there?

We had some JWs at the door a couple of times, but that was around 5 years ago.. haven't seen 'em since.

[finnman]

Question for the members not in the states.
Just curious,
Does the JW's or any other groups make the rounds over there?

[toejam]

I have my ways! LOL

[jjw]

*polishes bible*lol dammm how did you find out!

[toejam]

thank fuck i have john as a middle name or this jw topic would have me steaming in

We know your name is really Justin Jehovah Witness. :ROTF:

[jjw]

thank fuck i have john as a middle name or this jw topic would have me steaming in
i dont see a lot of them these days,they used to always come around years ago and i would kindly tell them i dont do god but i respect their views
Funny enough me and the old lady lived near a young JW couple and the geezer was always getting bolloxed in the local boozers

[Cleveland Metal]

Man, I told some JW's at my door I was a Satanist, thinking they'd just leave.

They appeared to be VERY intrigued and ended up talking with them about it for 20 minutes! They never tried to sell me, they just thanked me kindly for giving them my insight and left smiling like they were very genuinely pleased by conversing with me.

Never came back tho... Guess I'm blacklisted.

[finnman]

"Can you read my son?"
Well that depends...Can you go fuck yourself? :ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

[TommyD]

No Soliciting

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