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  • Dear Abby....lol

    Knowing that I recently bought a new Night Train, my friend sent me this in my email.




    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
    could be a crucial decision.

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
    The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

    Thanks,
    Bob
    Scott
    Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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    • #3
      beeeyoootiful
      Hail yesterday

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      • #4
        haha

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        • #5
          Good one Scott! I've broken up with quite a few chicks and I always make sure that they're nowhere near my guitars, amps, car, and tennis racquets. I'll take bodily harm anyday over those!
          "The BLUES is the tonic for what ails ya."

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          • #6
            That's hilarious!!!!!!!

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            • #7
              So true, so true.

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              • #8
                Classic.

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                • #9
                  Astonishing!
                  I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                  • #10
                    Good one

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                    • #11
                      I'm busting a gut over here! Damn that was good!!!!!! :ROTF:
                      My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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                      • #12
                        Haha. Oh the Red Herring.

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                        • #13
                          Herring? Who said Herring?


                          (any excuse to post that pic again LMAO)
                          |My CSG gallery|
                          (CSG=AlexL=awesome)

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                          • #14
                            I feel festive all year round. Deal with it.

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