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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....turkey
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I can't pat myself on the back. I so buffed that I can't reach it.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: Anyone want a spare tire?
I am a true ass set to this board.Comment
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Eating mac and cheeze from a box may have ill effects on your lower GIOriginally posted by fett View PostMac and Cheese from a box is the ultimate comfort food.
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Originally posted by VulfgangPfuck View PostEating mac and cheeze from a box may have ill effects on your lower GI
This does not win friends, but it does influence people....
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Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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I have my cell phone set to vibrate in my front "pocket pool" pocket...I cant' stop calling it from my landline based phoneshawnlutz.comComment
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"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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For the same reason Blueberries are purple..Originally posted by lerxstcat View PostWhy is a carrot more orange than an orange?
And Shawn sounds like he has found a new pastime
But my question is, why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
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Why do we take a piss or take a dump?
Where do we take it to?Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....
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Don't take one of mine! Go get your own.My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.Comment
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I've always thought we should LEAVE a piss or dump. Hell, if you take another one that's just twice as much pressure!Originally posted by stevieb91 View Post
Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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And why do you HAVE to piss when taking a dump?Originally posted by lerxstcat View PostI've always thought we should LEAVE a piss or dump. Hell, if you take another one that's just twice as much pressure!
"The BLUES is the tonic for what ails ya."Comment
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so who else is going to sit on the toilet for 3 hours tomorrow to cover all the food they ate today...show of hands
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Still sitting actually....Originally posted by slayer32390 View Postso who else is going to sit on the toilet for 3 hours tomorrow to cover all the food they ate today...show of hands
"The BLUES is the tonic for what ails ya."Comment
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Why the fukk are there braille pads on drive up ATM's?Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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