Tangent

[VitaminG]

my mummy always told me I was so much smarter and more handsome than the other kids. That doesn't account for why I can barely string a sentence together and all the other kids run in fear in when I take the paperbag off my head. But my mummy wouldn't lie to me....

[fett]

Mothers are like that. Yeah, they are.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[atomic charvel guy]

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

[RacerX]

Tommy: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_118a.html sorta

[toejam]

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Sheep only shrink when you put them in the dryer.

[atomic charvel guy]

what are you doing with sheep in your house Toe?

[toejam]

They keep me warm at night.

[atomic charvel guy]

I still haven't got the magic beads yet either, not happy about that .

[charvelguy]

You red bastard, you.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: That was funny. Redheads are free associators. I guess.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

kill the gingers.