You wanna lose weight, i need to GAIN weight

[wilkinsi]

This is ridiclous. So many people complain they weigh too much but they can work it off. I, on the other hand, am extremely UNDERweight. The last time I weighed myself, I was about 7.5 stone. I'm probably less now. But here comes the stupid part: I eat all the stuff that's supposed to make you fat: chocolate (2-4 bars daily), Coke (it was Dr Pepper, but my kidneys gave me so much trouble, I switched to non-sugar Coke), and crisps. After work, I will eat microwave chips, hotdogs, fajitas, ready-made sandwiches and other crap you're not supposed to eat. I haven't been to McDonalds or Burger King in over 6 months (but then why would i eat undercooked shit like that?). My only form of excercise is sex and playing guiitar. After work, I will walk home (even when its pissing it down) to conserve my cash (bus fares get steeper, but still they're never on time). It takes 30-40 mins to walk one way, depending on the weather. Once a week, I'll visit my parents and they'll feed me properly. I've been poorly fed most of my life. I constantly get leg/foot cramps at the worst moments. I'm practically anorexic. Suggestions? And before you jump in, no "Stop whining" posts

[AzPilot]

Your local GNC store will have tons of weight gain products for you to try.

[RacerX]

I hate you even more now.

[El_Kabong]

+1 on GNC. From Mass Up to calorie bars, you will gain weight. Or, you could try smoking pot or hash, with Pizza Hut on speed dial.

[mattsmusiccenter]

Maybe you should try eating food that has some nutrional value instead of empty calories in it?? Eat stuff that's high in protein, that'll help you gain some weight.

[Reverend Timmy]

Creatine...it works.Jg can chime in,I think he still lifts pretty regular........

[Chad]

What age are you? My cousin went through this same phase in his late teens and on into his 20s.....he was drinking 4% milk by the gallon, etc. trying to gain weight. Now in his early 40s, he's overweight and has a spare tire.

[m2pmd70]

>>BEEEEFCAKE!!!!!<<

[442w30]

I am guessing you aren't 25 yet, but either way, take 4 Boddington's a day. Wake up with two McDonalds McGriddles and a 32oz Dr.Pepper, eat a bag of honey roasted peanuts. Pastrami sandwich with Potato chips for lunch (32 Oz Coke too). Snickers and 32 Oz coke at 3pm. Spagetti dinner (with ranch dressing and Garlic Bread) and a litre of Lambrusco. Wash, rinse repeat. You will be a svelt 210 lbs in no time.

[Cleveland Metal]

Yeah, what, there's no McDonalds over there? haha...

[RacerX]

Yeah, what, there's no McDonalds over there? haha...

I haven't been to McDonalds or Burger King in over 6 months (but then why would i eat undercooked shit like that?).

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[VitaminG]

geez, with your healthy high protein diet and all the exercise you partake in, I would imagine you'd be packing on the muscle

[ApeDosMil]

7.5 x 14 = 105 Pounds? How old are you and how tall are you? There is something wrong with you.

[horns666]

Dude, I will put you on the 60 day Bill Z Bub program...

I'm talking buldging , beefcake in places you never thought possible..

It is tested, tried and true!!!

First things first..do you smoke weed??

I'll having you working as a mall Santa in no time..

[Big D]

Dark beer, and lots of it.