Do you have a signature line?

[fett]

Is there one line that you use often that defines your being? When I am in a store, I always get some nice person that asks me," Can I help you find something?" My answer is: "Yeah, the answer to Life." They always get a big kick out of that. Does anyone else do this? Or am I just way out there.

[VitaminG]

do you have your own sitcom?

[Inearthed]

"Psh."

"Anyways..."

"Fuck yeah, mother fucker"

[stevieb91]

My personal favorites....

Q: Can I help you?
My answer: You can try,but many say I am beyond help..

Q: Do you want a bag for that?
My answer: No thanks,I have one at home.

[mm2002]

Q: Paper or plastic?

A: I prefer aluminum. (with a straight face of course)

[Newc]

Guess you haven't used that one in a while, huh Mark?

I do love your current sig line, though. The one about the dog was great, but that one's even better :ROTF:

While I'm too air-headed to remember one "all purpose" line, I did finally get to use an oldie-but-goodie on some poor guy in WalMart a while back. The victim in question asked if I knew what time it was. I looked at my watch and then back at him and said "Yep".

The suspense nearly killed him :ROTF:

[JACKSONFREAK]

My typical response?
Q. whould you like a bag for that?
A. No thanks i'll eat it in the car. That goes over rgeat when its at the pet store and ii just picked up some crickets or something gross. lol

[TommyD]

Do you have a signature line?

> Meanwhile....in another part of the kitchen.....

[slash-ed]

Eyy!!

[VitaminG]

Wha happened? I don't THINK so!

What you talking 'bout, Willis?

Hey Hey Hey!!

Dyn-o-mite!!

I hate these meeses to pieces

I'll get you, Gadget

[STLKINGV]

Q. whould you like a bag for that?
A. Naw, that's ok... I work for the circus, I can Juggle.......

A~

[atomic charvel guy]

"you got a light?"
"I am the light, what you seek my good man is fire"

[VitaminG]

"you got a light?"
"I am the light, what you seek my good man is fire"

That is awesome!

[slayer32390]

this is what my friends and i come up with in three out of our seven of classes in school:

swanky -> swanktastic, swankerrific.

spiffy -> Spifftastic, spifferrific, spifftacular.

cock waffle...example : "shut up, cock waffle!!"

and one of my personal favorites, "everytime she opens her mouth to say something, 1000 pounds of retard just comes flying out."

all of these we use in general conversation, on a daily basis

[m2pmd70]

"Fuck them motherfuckers." ...handy in nearly any situation.
"Do so now. *bing*" ...after telling someone what to do.
"Come on gramma!" ...mostly to these slow-ass Macs at work.

Other than that; pretty much just random quotes from Anchorman, Monty Python and Cheech & Chong movies.