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I don't crave attention that much to be saying trite things to salespeople in stores.
as for a favorite saying, mine would be Fuck That Noise.
as for a favorite saying, mine would be Fuck That Noise.
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the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives -
"Fuck 'em...They can eat me."Comment
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I don't need no stinkin' signature line!I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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At work I am regularly heard saying "looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue". Other than that when driving anyone that pisses me off is a butt plug. Call a lady a bitch when driving and they know what you said with out hearing it. Look at someone in another car and call em a butt plug and they have no idea.Comment
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At the moment I'm saying 'balls' alot. And mentioning my balls. 'I cant believe how little I've mentioned my balls today' 'my balls! thats bullshit' 'balls...'Comment
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Bibz... Have you met Billl yet? Somehow, I think you'd get along...Originally posted by bibz View PostComment
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Sundays at work are usually when everything falls apart mysteriously; machines do things they normally do not do, or cannot do unless you make them do it manually; machines that have been performing the exact same function for 6 days straight suddenly "forget" their programming, etc etc.
When this happens I just look at someone and say "It's Sunday", and they know what I'm talking about.
If the trouble starts on Tuesday, I look at them and say "Sunday's coming", and they know it's going to get worse by then.
Sometimes I have to say "Sunday's coming, and it's NOT happy", to let everyone know that whatever trouble we're having right then is a petty annoyance compared to whatever's headed our way
Other times I'll just say "..and I got how much vacation left?"
And the big one we use quite often at work: "It's all your fault, you will pay the price". We save that for times when someone is blamed for something (i.e. some people are just 'bad luck' and machines will not run properly when they are near, or when they mess up something minor that turns into a major headache for someone else). Sure enough, within the next week, they get a visit from the same gremlins they left for someone else
I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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türa, valus ahvLast edited by Endrik; 12-01-2006, 06:19 AM."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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(at a restaurant)
Waiter/Waitress: "Is there anything else I can get you?"
Me: "Yeah, some heart paddles would be GREAT."Dreaded Silence - Boston Melancholic MetalComment
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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.
works great if you want to confuse someone.Comment
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Q: I have a question
A: (my reply) I have an answer, you go first.
That always throws them for a minute or two.Comment
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My Balls!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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If that chick don't wanna know, forget her.Comment
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"Then I guess a blow job is out of the question"I say the boy ain't right!Comment
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Fuggum...hell I invented the very word."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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