Unfukkenbelievable!

[Thrust]

Oh Man!!! My wife just read this thread, and the 1st thing she said was lying fucker(she is a woman).

LOL......I love the last part of this sentence!!

Wife's actually been pretty cool about it....oddly.

Ah, you're fucked man. I hate to say this but--that's just the calm before the storm

[VinceV]

LOL......I love the last part of this sentence!!





Ah, you're fucked man. I hate to say this but--that's just the calm before the storm

Or even worst, PAYBACK!!!!

[Soap]

Theres not a single thing as far as advice or kind words that can help you.
I honestly hope this doesn't or hasn't already put your marriage on the line.
Unfortunately, I mean this with all sincerity, your on your own on this one. The ball is your wifes corner, she'll inevitably decide your happieness and marriage. At best try to convince her that she knows you much better than to do something foolish like that to jepordize your marriage, and that someone is playing a very not funny joke on you. Are your previous choices and behavior in this marriage questionable or rock solid committed, not qestionable?
If not qestionable, then you have alittle something in your favor that could possibly help to your advantage.

[skorb]

someone was fucking with you bigtime. that is clear. and they were successful. I bet some of those fuckin apes throwing luggage at the airport would not be above pulling a stunt like this.

if she cannot believe that, from you, then maybe you're not married to the right person? sounds harsh, but you are telling her the truth.

[UFORocks]

Wife's actually been pretty cool about it....oddly.

Yeah, and in about 3 to 6 months from now you'll find another mans used underwear in the laundry...

[RacerX]

Heh, man am I glad I'm single!

[bonghits]

Heh, man am I glad I'm single!

Me too! I usually just tell them to go back to their mommies or in quite a few cases, their husbands after a good bologna injection session.

[Cleveland Metal]

Man... That sucks in a major way dude... Sorry to hear, and no idea what you could even possibly do. The only possible help would be a pricey DNA test and seriously hope it "is" actually semen and prove it's not yours... Prolly worth every cent man and would be a noble effort...

You're majorly fucked... She's always gonna be doubtful, I hate to say... Just figure if you found something in her stuff like that, you'd always wonder...

Good luck man... You really need it...

[TommyD]

Unfukkenbelievable!

> I feel for ya I really do,this could get really nasty for you even if you did nothing wrong here,but you need to consider this. Why did you let your wife unpack your shit to start with,unless she got to it before you did? I'm not saying that a considerate woman shouldn't be commended for taking initiative at all,but packing/unpacking my own stuff if I know I'm getting on a plane is just standard procedure. Tommy D.

[442w30]

I think it's going to be as ok as it can be. I've had no other questionable stuff going on.
She was in there cause we are both leaving on a trip this morning and she was helping me repack the bag since I was late coming home from work. It was half unpacked from the last trip, and I hadn't emptied the pockets.
I really think it's going to be ok, thank God she's a fairly stable person.

I won't blame her for keeping closer tabs on me for a while. It's pretty stupid thing to be in trouble for, and out of noowhere. At least if I dropped by a strip club on the way home and missed my kids baseball game, I'd be expecting a little tension, but this was really left field.

[Jason1212]

She packed your bag? Are you sure they arent her's and she is just trying to trip you up? If they are crusty I think some DNA testing is in order.

[sambencuda]

If you guys have a good relationship already, there is no reason for her to not trust you. Maybe they were left in there by her from a previous trip?

If it is a joke, it's the most uncool joke I've ever heard of. I work in a shop and about ten years ago this one guy put perfume on another guys jacket. I thought that was bad, but this takes the cake (if it is indeed a joke).

[Endrik]

You shoulda said it's a present....
....btw. did you drink any booze on the trip?

seriously, maybe your wife is is doing a prank on you?




that being said I have done that kind of "jokes".....now I realise what they can cause

[Sinistas]

She packed you bag? Are you sure they arent her's and she is just trying to trip you up? If they are crusty I think some DNA testing is in order.

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[Stinkbug]

This is a good example of why it pays to be true to your wife (or girlfriend if you plan on keeping her around). If you had a history of "indiscretions" I suspect this wouldn't have gone well. Trust is a big deal and tough to rebuild once it is violated.

I had a similar event happen to me...not as bad but similar. I was traveling on business for over 2 months. I got a message from the apt complex I lived in stating they had entered my apt because water was leaking into the apt below. Since I wasn't home I found this to be odd, but pipes and stuff break so... Anyway I got home to find they had moved my washer and dryer around and there was a larger bra sitting in the laundry room. My girlfriend was not thrilled about that. Her head would have filled one of the cups. I suspect it was left over from the previous owner, but it was a tense situation. We were living in different states at the time so it would have been easy for me to be messing around. I wasn't...we are now married...so everything worked out.

Another time a "friend" left a condom in the storage spot of my coffee table...same girlfriend found it. She was at my house alone when she found it and when I came home she was really quiet...a sure sign she was mad. I finally got it out of her and I was a bit shocked too see what she found. It was one of the cheap prankster generic condoms. Bright red and old. So I think that helped smooth things over.

Yup...trust is a good thing!!