The Flat Belly

[Chasbo]

I know its been arounfd, but it's funny!


The Flat Belly

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."

"Your wasting your time," said the boy.

"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

[semagic]

nice

[toejam]

LOL I've never heard that one before. :ROTF:

[VulfgangPfuck]

That's awesome!

[StukaJU87]

:ROTF: awesome

[6_string_master]

[Valeck]

I've got one in the same feeling.

A lil boy is walking in the park with his dad when he sees two dogs on the job.
He ask his father : "Dad, what are these dogs doing?"
The embarrassed dad answers "You know, the female does not want to go back home, so the male is pushing her back."

And the lil boy to answer : "Well that's a chance mom did grip well on the stairs otherwise the postman would have take her right back to the post office."

Sorry, I'm pretty bad at translating jokes. ^^

[sl2lover]

Did you hear about the kid and his mom in the shower?

He asked "mom can I take a shower with you?"
Of course she said "only if you don't ask any questions!"
"Okay."
Sure enough the kid asked "mom whats that down there?"
"I told you not ask!"
"Geez, sorry mom!"
"Well ok, it's my brillo pad."
"Wow, mom did you get it stuck there while your cleaning your pussy?"

I know there's a million variations of that one, but that's my favorite!!