Farts force jet down

[RacerX]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16064706/

Talk about the embarrassment!!

How would you like that "walk of shame" ? Ahahahaha!

"The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane."

[VitaminG]

What goes through people's heads, eh?

[24seven]

Ha ha ha ha ha, my word, poor woman!

[StukaJU87]

Unreal.

[MikeStrat]

What goes through people's heads, eh?

What went through her colon is the real question?

[24seven]

farts

What went through her colon is the real question?

That awful aeroplane food, tiny portions in those tiny plastic trays!
God knows how she managed it.

[St.James]

My ex-drummer could clear a whole airport! That bastard cut one over here one night that ran me out of the band room. I sprayed everything I could find but nothing could battle that smell down. Took over a week to get that smell out... No shit!

He has smelly feet too. I won't let that fucker take his shoes off in my house. When we were teenagers we went to Florida with his mom and dad. He took his shoes off in the room and it stunk so bad his dad put his shoes and socks in a plastic bag and set them outside the door. The smell was so bad people started coming out of their rooms to see what it was.

The manager was called and everything. People were scared there was a dead body in one of the rooms!

Some people just have some fucked up chemical imbalances or something.

[SouthPlatteDemon]

My ex-drummer could clear a whole airport! That bastard cut one over here one night that ran me out of the band room. I sprayed everything I could find but nothing could battle that smell down. Took over a week to get that smell out... No shit!

He has smelly feet too. I won't let that fucker take his shoes off in my house. When we were teenagers we went to Florida with his mom and dad. He took his shoes off in the room and it stunk so bad his dad put his shoes and socks in a plastic bag and set them outside the door. The smell was so bad people started coming out of their rooms to see what it was.

The manager was called and everything. People were scared there was a dead body in one of the rooms!

Some people just have some fucked up chemical imbalances or something.

:ROTF:

[CharvelRocker]

I can sum this up with this :

[lerxstcat]

So it wasn't really the farts that brought it down, it was the matches! She should have just blown them out with farts until the flight crew lit the matches!

[Cleveland Metal]

They took her off the flight for lighting a match? I mean, I can see checking it out. but that sounds a bit wild...

[Rsmacker]

Come on now, she was obviously some kind of deranged terrorist! I mean, how many of us sane people would do something so heinous when we have a whole aeroplane at the mercy of our sphincter? Having a captive audience sample my air-biscuits is one of the things I love the most. Fewer things give me more pleasure than silently floating one off and trying to keep a straight face whilst I gauge how long it takes the people around me to taste it. How many times have I silently observed a shop aisle as people walk into a cloud of my guffage? Well, silently until someone rounds the corner and sees me on my back pissing myself laughing trying to be quiet.
Trust me, if I'd have been on that plane I'd have carried on farting until the pilot decided to dump fuel and make an emergency landing. Even after being unmasked as the Phantom Farter, I would have proudly carried on, seeing if I could make the whole plane groan when they heard that sound, like a sheet tearing, that heralded the latest round of chemical warfare. Oh yes, farting is goooooood!

Yes, I know I'm immature, but I'm 37 years old and realise laughter is nature's best medicine. Nothing but NOTHING makes me laugh as much as farting.
Unless, of course it's someone else doing the farting........

[horns666]

I love this fuggin' shit..

[24seven]

Rsmacker, same here, nothing makes me laugh more than farts and burps!
Was the film 'King Frat' banned, cause i never saw it since i watched it in the early 80's??? where'd it go????????

That lady is lucky she didn't follow through!

[micha]

"The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane."

this is sooo cruel!!
but that's what happens if you want to hide your nature...


anyone read this one;

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061205/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_train

it's not about farts, but another stupid way to stop traveling people anyway...