You thought I was a chic magnet!!

[Burn]

Did he get her number? I'll buy it from him.

BWaaHAHAHHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[Valeck]

I'd fuck her, I'd film it, I'd sell it and I'd call it WWIII: Paris Got Nuked

LMFAO

[RacerX]

I'd hit Pamela thrice long before I'd hit Paris...

+1

[Child Of Norther]

I'd fuck her, I'd film it, I'd sell it and I'd call it WWIII: Paris Got Nuked

LOOOL

[levantin]

Don't worry man, Paris isn't that chic!

[Norton]

Levent,what are you doing?

Aren't you supposed to be killing terrorist right now? :ROTF:

[levantin]

Levent,what are you doing?

Aren't you supposed to be killing terrorist right now? :ROTF:

Not for another few days.

Sorry about the threadjack

[fett]

Well your bud's secret is out. Paris Hilton was the most Googled female name for 2006. The quote was: "She's like a bad case of herpes. She just keeps coming back." Fox.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[nateb]

She is one fucked up bitch. Your friend better get check for scabies and then get a rabies shot.

-Nate

BTW, did your drummer have to wait in line?

[JACKSONFREAK]

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! give your drummer my condolences.

Paris is umm stupid and SO NOT all that. I would rather get it on with Pam Anderson and risk Hepatitus C than kiss or even look at Paris in a interested way.
*shudders at the thought*

[Ripley7t]

Just a quick gargle and once over with some kerosene will take care of it. Just tell him its his own fault if his tongue swells up and he cant breathe. I was always told a cats mouth is filthy. I would kiss my cats first in this case.

[Joe_Steeler]

If I was him I would be getting a full battery of blood work. That is one nasty skank. She makes Christina Aguilera look like a nun.

[El_Kabong]

Ask him if she had jiz breath.

[Rich#6]

Naaasty!

[jwoods986]

LOL, you guys crack me up! And I don't think she's hot at all - a rat face and no body, just a thin beanpole with no curves. Her sister is definitely better looking. Hell, I'd hit their mom instead of Paris.