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    This is a live auction of mine (for non musical gear) so I can't give you a link because I don't want to violate the rules. But these dumb ass back door offers are really cracking me up. I don't mind back door offers, but after posting my negative responses to the listing, you'd think they might stop - HA!

    The starting bid is $450 (no bidders), with a buy it now of $475. You need to know that much.

    So, here you go:

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    Questions posted on this listing

    Q: i am interested in your item. if it does not sell. lmk what is your best price is. i will pay by paypal. thanks Dec-10-06
    A: Hello, and thank you for your interest in my auction. The best price is $450 (hence the starting bid) and it will sell at auction or I'll use it myself. Thank you!

    Q: I'd give you $425 Dec-11-06
    A: Thank you! With just an additional $25.00, you can meet the minimum opening bid. Thank you for looking!

    Q: I will gve you $400 now. Dec-11-06
    A: THANK YOU! That is very nice of you, I could really use $400, and I don’t even know you. Oh wait, did you mean you want to give me $400 for the $500 gift card that I'm auctioning? Oh, rats. If that is what you meant, I’m afraid you'll just have to bid at least $450 for it, like everybody else. You may not win it at $450, you might get outbid. But $450 is the minimum opening bid. (I thought I put that somewhere in the auction listing.) Let me know if you meant that you just want to give me $400 for no reason – I really could use it. Thanks!
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    Hummm... another ebayer added to my "blocked" list...

    Sorry, I'm just cracking myself up with this.

    Keith
    The JCF-er Formerly Known as axtogrind.

    myspace.com/boogieblockmusic

  • #2
    :ROTF: Good ones Keith. I love the last one!!

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    • #3
      Too funny!!!!!

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      • #4
        HAR!
        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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