More Fun with eBay Q&A

[Shotgun]

Q: Are their any spots or stains?

A: No spots or stains that I can see, but I'm just a reasonable ordinary person. If you have superhuman magno-vision, and hypercritical personality disorder, then please don’t bid – it is used, and you probably won’t be happy no matter what.

[Nazgul]

[Norton]

Awesome!

[slayer32390]

good one!

[Special-K]

WTF!?

[max]

[Firebird V]

ain't that the truth... lol

[Shotgun]

Seriously, I think I'm adding this to all my auctions from now on.

"I've tried to describe the condition of this used item as best I can, and the pictures are of the actual item. But if you have superhuman magno-vision (micro-vision?), and are afflicted with hypercritical personality disorder, then please don’t bid on this auction – I've referred to this used item as a used item for good reason, and you're probably the type who won’t be happy no matter what. Which is fine, I just don't see the need for both of us to be unhappy. So if you're that person, do us both a favor and don't bid, okay? Thanks!"

[riffraff]

I feel your pain. I recently sold a pair of NEW work shorts, with tags, no spots, no stains.

She paid quick with paypal.

I shipped the next day from east to west coast ... parcel post. Took 6 days.

Actual email from buyer upon receipt:



"I am not going to leave any feedback nor will i return as a customer. You should always state in your add that you ARE a smoker the shorts stunk badly. I threw them in the trash, how gross. The shipping took to long I get better responce using a money order."







My wife and I don't smoke.

[mm2002]

I'm going to start adding this to my gear auctions:

"This item has been taken very good care of, and has never left my smoke filled studio".

[CharvelRocker]

I'm going to start adding this to my gear auctions:

"This item has been taken very good care of, and has never left my smoke filled studio".

Well they're honest

[Shotgun]

I'm going to start adding this to my gear auctions:

"This item has been taken very good care of, and has never left my smoke filled studio".

I'd buy from you, bro!