My wife tried to kill me last night.

[MortenP]

Whazza Weddington?

Did your wife survive your crash, hehe

[VitaminG]

arms & legs will heal - the cost of repairing a broken axe could've bought you another...

[Davey]

I always have the cats taste test dinner before I eat it just in case its poisoned.
Every time I buy a guitar a cat dies.

:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:



i'm putting that in my sig!!

[Special-K]

I`m laughinh my ass of sorry:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[wilkinsi]

+1 - I always have the cats taste test dinner before I eat it just in case its poisoned.

Every time I buy a guitar a cat dies.

right after they've washed themselves ...

[Cleveland Metal]

My dau-in-law slipped on the stairs and went to the doctor. She was OK. And then the doctor said; "By the way. Did you know you are pregnant?":ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

Damn Zeegs, lucky you didn't get pregnant I guess...

Glad yer cool...

[RacerX]

When the wife gets done flying on the broom, tell her to put it in the closet and not on the steps!

:ROTF:

Glad I'm not married, etc etc!

[dd3keegs]

The old Broom on the stairs trick? HHHMMM....My Wife just tries to push me down the stairs! LOL!!! It's gonna be a real problem when I'm 70 Years Old! Good to here your gear made it through.

[Shawn Lutz]

well...she didnt do a very good job if your here posting