It's official, I am a DUMBASS

[Joe_Steeler]

I work the whole froggin year. Last week in December I still have 9 vacation days left. So I decide to take them all which means that coupled with the holidays I will not be back to the office till Jan 8.
I am saying to myself, "you deserve the rest, play some fokkin guitar and drink beer".

Right!!??

Well today, Mr. Dumbass himself cutting cardboard boxes (from presents) with a box cutter. I slice my fretting hand something fierce. Next to the index finger knuckle on the side of the hand. I think I need 7-9 stitches and a tetanus shot.
I am the unluckiest, clumsiest fuck you will ever meet.

[quakana]

Sorry about that Joe. Good luck and get better soon!

[wilkinsi]

plenty of sewing kits on ebay.

[HuntinDoug]

I remember in high school I played in a band that was formed for a single talent show gig. I decided it would be a good idea to tighten up the tuner screws with a fillet knife instead of walking aaaall the way upstairs to get a screwdriver. I fillet'd the side of my index finger just below the nail almost to the bone. I don't miss those days at all.

[UFORocks]

plenty of sewing kits on ebay.

Thats fucked up... :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

it could have been worse. you could have seperated the twins!!!!

[MikeStrat]

Well today, Mr. Dumbass himself cutting cardboard boxes (from presents) with a box cutter. I slice my fretting hand something fierce.

I always have the wife do this kind of hazerdous work for this very reason. It's kind of embarassing trying to open a pink Barbie car using my work gloves. My wife is so lucky to have me.

[ApeDosMil]

Shit happens

[mm2002]

Hey, let's show pictures of our injuries..... think I may have one grosser than yours....let's see! This is good shit!
Oh yeah...and sorry about your cut bro.

[Joe_Steeler]

plenty of sewing kits on ebay.

I know, some of those are sold by Fett.

[rjohnstone]

That sucks man.
I sliced the tip of my left pointer finger almost to the bone trying to cut the tip off of a tube of super glue. This was 3 days before I was to go and visit my dad and play music with him on the same stage for the first time EVER.
Strangly enough, I used super glue on my finger tip to hold it together that night. No way in hell I was gonna miss playing music with the old man.
I made it through 3 songs before it was just too painful to continue.

[RattleHead]

At Least You Can Still Drink Beer!!!

[Norton]

argh it hurts.Once I slit my index finger while cutting bread.It was awful.There was blood everywhere


I couldn't play guitar for a month.

[ejs0614]

ouch - may want to drink something a bit stronger to numb the pain...sorry to hear

[MichaelLitvak]

look at the bright side.. more room for beer