Damn Frogs

[fett]

There's one right outside my front door that is croaking. And I wish it would.

[Alvin_Wilson]

Kiss it. Maybe it will turn into a Charvel.

Alvin

[mm2002]

Or maybe a J. Frog!!!

(yeah, lame I know)

[fett]

It's worse than the Turkfuk.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: What's even sadder is no frogette is responding. Just like me. He's so lonely. It's going to make me cry. I'm hearing: "The Frog's Lament":ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: Here's hoping.

[Norton]

Kiss it. Maybe it will turn into a Charvel.

Alvin

Maybe it will turn into Christina Aguilera?

[Alvin_Wilson]

Maybe it will turn into Christina Aguilera?

Hell, I would kiss it if would turn into X-tina.

Alvin

[fett]

Maybe it will turn into Christina Aguilera?

I'm not sure whether you know about the Turkfuk, but it is a reference to a real turkey, as in the bird. So don't get your Fez in a wad.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: I'm sorry, I just didn't want to offend anyone.
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[St.James]

And here I thought this was a thread about a homeless French dude camping out at your trailer...

[fett]

Say la vee. I think the French do know how to do frog legs. Here's a way off topic story but funny. When I lived in Marin County I had a neighbor that was French. We had a common area with ivy. Me, being a redblooded 'merican, wanted to kill any snail I could find. Bait and everything. He, however, told me to stop doing that. He would harvest the slimey bastards; put them in a container; feed them lettuce for a few days; let them get "clean"; fatten them up and WAH LAH, Escargo.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Norton]

I'm not sure whether you know about the Turkfuk, but it is a reference to a real turkey, as in the bird. .

Oh,I can guess

[St.James]

Say la vee. I think the French do know how to do frog legs. Here's a way off topic story but funny. When I lived in Marin County I had a neighbor that was French. We had a common area with ivy. Me, being a redblooded 'merican, wanted to kill any snail I could find. Bait and everything. He, however, told me to stop doing that. He would harvest the slimey bastards; put them in a container; feed them lettuce for a few days; let them get "clean"; fatten them up and WAH LAH, Escargo.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

I think it takes a sick fuck to decide it's a good idea to eat a snail. That's just nasty.

[fett]

I understand the shells are rich in calcium.

[Norton]

I think it takes a sick fuck to decide it's a good idea to eat a snail. That's just nasty.

I had a half -french girlfriend.She knew how to cook snails.Then she cheated on me :ROTF:

[AfterForever]

There's one right outside my front door that is croaking. And I wish it would.

I know what that's like. We have frogs too and they can be a pain.. but there is NOTHING worse than one of these bastards:



I don't know the English name actually.. we call them "eksters". The sound they make goes through walls.. they do it 24/7..

[fett]

Wait until you get a herd of crows. Thank God, they haven't found our trees yet. When I used to walk the fleamarket there was one grove of trees that must have had 100 of them it there. It was awful.