Considering applying to be a police officer

[toejam]

Thanks Joe..that was fast response..this was a good thing really!!!

No problem. I actually just came home from the bank and am sitting here eating lunch. Now I'm bored with nothing else to do for the rest of the day. Working mostly from home rules!

[horns666]

So, you're saying your pud won't reach to Colorado?

I'm lucky to get it where I need it to go...

[horns666]

Wow. You win the dick of the day award. IMHO, of course. :ROTF:

I'm sure Bill will beat you with his pud if you don't apologize.

Thanks Joe..that was fast response..this was a good thing really!!!

Argos wanted to see what it's like being a cop..this is excatly what it's like ..this is a HUGE part of your day!!

I just took him on a on-line ride along..

that's what he'll be hearing coming from the backseat, thru that little screen in route to the district for booking..

[Cleveland Metal]

That's OK..I can be one cruel SOB..and stay within my limitations

So, you're saying your pud won't reach to Colorado?

[Cleveland Metal]

Well, yeah. Definitely the way you talk in person... and I can sure see you saying it just like you typed it.

It just don't look quite right in text I see. A little off the hook. But, I have caught myself saying stuff exactly like that...

[horns666]

That's OK..I can be one cruel SOB..and stay within my limitations..NICE!!

I don't forget shit..

[toejam]

I wouldn't do it. Have yet to meet a cop that isn't pissed off their high school football career didn't pan out. That should tell you something about what type of person the job attracts. IMHO of course.

Wow. You win the dick of the day award. IMHO, of course. :ROTF:

I'm sure Bill will beat you with his pud if you don't apologize.

[horns666]

OK guys, that prolly looked silly in print..but that just the way I talk if I were there in person.

I type the exact same way as I speak..

If this was in person..believe me this wouldn't even be an issue..he would have NEVER said a damn thing in the first place..

It was unwarranted..if was done in a joking matter I wouldn't gave a shit..but this fool just wanted to vent about why da po po had to do me like dat..yeesh..

how many times I need to hear that crap..

Argos...take note..you see what just happened here..get used to that..if you wanna be a cop..!!

[Cleveland Metal]

This thread has given me some good laughs today... thanks!

[OnlineStageGear]

...and finally the computer responds:

Beep.

That was the beep from the JCF Pop-up saying he has a new private message from SouthPlatteDemon


Bill picks up keyboard and smashes it against Monitor. Bill now has 105 keys all over the place but manages to find the "F" "U" "C" "K" "E" and "R" keys and puts them back in.

[Davey]

i hope it wasnt the pc speaker beep, that occurs when you turn on the computer ..


cos bill indeed did press the power button

[Cleveland Metal]

Well, it was an authoritative beep...

[hippietim]

...and finally the computer responds:

Beep.

[hippietim]

Bill: "I'm gonna $#@**()@ your mother $*#*@* ass you son of a $@$@"

Monitor:

Bill (with finger pointing at monitor): "Listen bitch I'm warning you"

Monitor:

Bill (arms now flailing around): "Where's a $$#@*$ admin?"

Monitor:

[Cleveland Metal]

No Doubt... I'm talking to him now