Considering applying to be a police officer

[Davey]

talking about blue balls... squeeze the balls of the sucker that still didnt send you the pics of the hottie stretching on your cobras hood!

[toejam]

Bill Z. Hugs? Huggems!

[horns666]

talking about blue balls... squeeze the balls of the sucker that still didnt send you the pics of the hottie stretching on your cobras hood!

Damn..I can't wait to jer..to see them..yes, dammit!!

Nice sig..very nice..

[Argos]

Allright..

I didn't bust you for anything...and if it was for weed..I would have let you go home to smoke it, and get high....I just did crack busts..

I like weed..I'm no hypocrite..had to stay clean while on the job..couldn't waite to get fucked up..now I do..

and I'm evil..as you can see..you don't know any Satanic cops..now you do..see..I'm special..I had a mohowk while in uniform and typed for badge #666..this is all true..that's pretty awesome huh

and I shot a cop..when I was a a cop..I should be your heroe..who else you know shot a cop..he was an asshole..that's why I shot him..three times in the balls.

Haha

Bill in 2008.

[fr0sty]

Bill, seriously. You NEED to write a book. Just called it "fiction" with a nod and a wink. I would buy 10 copies.

We need a spliff smiley here...

Allright..

That's right..I'm silly, and I shred balls!!

I'm also the Daddy of all that is metal..you wanna know metal...I know it...I have it..

That's all ya need to know..besides you know how I feel and why..

I didn't bust you for anything...and if it was for weed..I would have let you go home to smoke it, and get high....I just did crack busts..

I like weed..I'm no hypocrite..had to stay clean while on the job..couldn't waite to get fucked up..now I do..

and I'm evil..as you can see..you don't know any Satanic cops..now you do..see..I'm special..I had a mohowk while in uniform and typed for badge #666..this is all true..that's pretty awesome huh

and I shot a cop..when I was a a cop..I should be your heroe..who else you know shot a cop..he was an asshole..that's why I shot him..three times in the balls.

and I have a cobra..and it goes fast..and I break the law in it everytime..that's also cool..

This is one cop you fuggin' like..but I'm retired now..as you know and that's cool

oh..and my wife blows me twice a week..and that's cool..

I have a Uberschall and will be recording with Ripper Owen's band...what cop you know does all that shit..

I can talk shit all day..and make Satan blush doing it.. he thinks I'm cool..cooler than him..and that's cool

and I like fat bubble asses on girls..not blue ones tho..well maybe..it depends if my balls are blue..

now ya know me a little more..so are we cool

and that's it my whole life story right there..

that's a pretty impressive resume...right?

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Allright..

That's right..I'm silly, and I shred balls!!

I'm also the Daddy of all that is metal..you wanna know metal...I know it...I have it..

That's all ya need to know..besides you know how I feel and why..

I didn't bust you for anything...and if it was for weed..I would have let you go home to smoke it, and get high....I just did crack busts..

I like weed..I'm no hypocrite..had to stay clean while on the job..couldn't waite to get fucked up..now I do..

and I'm evil..as you can see..you don't know any Satanic cops..now you do..see..I'm special..I had a mohowk while in uniform and typed for badge #666..this is all true..that's pretty awesome huh

and I shot a cop..when I was a a cop..I should be your heroe..who else you know shot a cop..he was an asshole..that's why I shot him..three times in the balls.

and I have a cobra..and it goes fast..and I break the law in it everytime..that's also cool..

This is one cop you fuggin' like..but I'm retired now..as you know and that's cool

oh..and my wife blows me twice a week..and that's cool..

I have a Uberschall and will be recording with Ripper Owen's band...what cop you know does all that shit..

I can talk shit all day..and make Satan blush doing it.. he thinks I'm cool..cooler than him..and that's cool

and I like fat bubble asses on girls..not blue ones tho..well maybe..it depends if my balls are blue..

now ya know me a little more..so are we cool

and that's it my whole life story right there..

that's a pretty impressive resume...right?

Okay. I change my mind about it being all cops are pricks.

Had I known you, then I wouldn't have generalized.

I know now and am a wiser person for it. Someone's never too old to learn something new.

The fact that Satan is our master makes us brothers as well. Up the horns!

[Norton]

Satan's not the master.He's just a little buddy.

[npacheco]

Funny how all this could have ended about 150 posts ago with five letters

SORRY

Bill - Much respect and appreciation sent your way brother.

Glad you finally came around Demon.

[fr0sty]

Even more surprising that it cooled off before getting locked. Yea us!!!

Funny how all this could have ended about 150 posts ago with five letters

SORRY

Bill - Much respect and appreciation sent your way brother.

Glad you finally came around Demon.

[horns666]

Okay. I change my mind about it being all cops are pricks.

Had I known you, then I wouldn't have generalized.

I know now and am a wiser person for it. Someone's never too old to learn something new.

The fact that Satan is our master makes us brothers as well. Up the horns!

Dude, we'll get together and talk about your bad experience with the cops..Hell, I worked with many over zealous cops..I hated to work with..but I had to..

I may agree with you 100%..I got stories that would make you laugh..weed stories..

I didn't never had time for petty weed bust..just that one when I found over 70 lbs..but that guy couldn't enjoy it..he was dead..

You have to get to know me ..I wasn't your typical cop ..I'm not your typical anything ..

I KNOW I said over the top shit ..I intend to shock and awe. I advised a admin I would do it and did it..some people percieve I crossed the line..but I know damn well most love this shit..why do you think shit like this gets so much attention..it's funny and entertaining..yeah I was mad at some shit you said..but hard to stay mad..with everyone posting jokes, smurfs..and support from friends which I appreciate like you won't believe.

I knew this woukd run it's course, if it was pulled we would prolly pick this up at a later time, because it's unfinished biz. Whenever I bump heads which is not too often..I go all out, that's my style..it'll hit a peak, blow steam and come back down. I find that when a thread gets pulled it leaves matters unsettled..and go to bed mad...that prolongs the grudge, let it run it's course. Whenever a thread is pulled chances are good that the aggression will ensue at a later time.

I give credit to the admins for restraint..even at my plea of banning..which was ironic because I displayed some pretty obscene shit..

did I have a valid point to be angry..yes....did I cross the line..yepper!

That's what I do when poked in the balls..everyone handles things their own way..this is mine.

With that said I hold ZERO grudges with you..and I'm cool..and I'm sorry I threw some hard shit at you..

Bill Z

[horns666]

double post..

[Emthrax]

Oh my hell... this just became THE FUNNIEST thread I have ever read here on the JCF.
Tim with his smurf posts...
I completely lost it! :ROTF:
I'm dyin' over here!

[Shawn Lutz]

Satan is gay....

[horns666]

Satan is gay....

Well, he does like to dress up like Britney Spears and throw huge, elaborate parties on Halloween..

[horns666]

Satan..>>>>spooky

I love the whole "imagery" of hell, satan, devils, demons..The horns, 666, pentagrams...fire, fire, fire,...

makes for aweome cover art and stage props..you wouldn't have "metal" without Satan..

Not even Motley Crue..or Stryper..so there..

Or cool scary movies..

"To Hell with the Devil" baby!!!

This is true.

Ya need him..look what he did for so many bands!!!