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Scott
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.
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Originally posted by hippietim View PostWe need a WebCam of Bill right now. I imagine him about to absolutely explode. Sitting behind a PC. Smacking the side of the monitor. Cussing at the screen. Mistyping every other word.Scott
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.
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I can sort of picture him trying to think of a way to reach through the screen. Right about now he is getting really pissed that today's technologies are not able to aid in his quest.I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.
- Newc
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Originally posted by hippietim View PostI can sort of picture him trying to think of a way to reach through the screen. Right about now he is getting really pissed that today's technologies are not able to aid in his quest.Scott
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.
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Bill: "I'm gonna $#@**()@ your mother $*#*@* ass you son of a $@$@"
Monitor:
Bill (with finger pointing at monitor): "Listen bitch I'm warning you"
Monitor:
Bill (arms now flailing around): "Where's a $$#@*$ admin?"
Monitor:I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.
- Newc
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Originally posted by hippietim View Post...and finally the computer responds:
Beep.
Bill picks up keyboard and smashes it against Monitor. Bill now has 105 keys all over the place but manages to find the "F" "U" "C" "K" "E" and "R" keys and puts them back in.
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OK guys, that prolly looked silly in print..but that just the way I talk if I were there in person.
I type the exact same way as I speak..
If this was in person..believe me this wouldn't even be an issue..he would have NEVER said a damn thing in the first place..
It was unwarranted..if was done in a joking matter I wouldn't gave a shit..but this fool just wanted to vent about why da po po had to do me like dat..yeesh..
how many times I need to hear that crap..
Argos...take note..you see what just happened here..get used to that..if you wanna be a cop..!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Originally posted by SouthPlatteDemon View PostI wouldn't do it. Have yet to meet a cop that isn't pissed off their high school football career didn't pan out. That should tell you something about what type of person the job attracts. IMHO of course.
I'm sure Bill will beat you with his pud if you don't apologize.I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.
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That's OK..I can be one cruel SOB..and stay within my limitations..NICE!!
I don't forget shit.."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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