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  • #46
    Epiphone guitars suck.
    The one I got from 357 Customs rocks. It is light as air.
    Scott
    Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by hippietim View Post
      We need a WebCam of Bill right now. I imagine him about to absolutely explode. Sitting behind a PC. Smacking the side of the monitor. Cussing at the screen. Mistyping every other word.
      :ROTF:
      Scott
      Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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      • #48
        I can sort of picture him trying to think of a way to reach through the screen. Right about now he is getting really pissed that today's technologies are not able to aid in his quest.
        I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

        - Newc

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        • #49
          Originally posted by hippietim View Post
          I can sort of picture him trying to think of a way to reach through the screen. Right about now he is getting really pissed that today's technologies are not able to aid in his quest.
          He may just go "Elvis" on it and shoot the fuggin monitor out.
          Scott
          Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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          • #50
            No Doubt... I'm talking to him now

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            • #51
              Bill: "I'm gonna $#@**()@ your mother $*#*@* ass you son of a $@$@"

              Monitor:

              Bill (with finger pointing at monitor): "Listen bitch I'm warning you"

              Monitor:

              Bill (arms now flailing around): "Where's a $$#@*$ admin?"

              Monitor:
              I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

              - Newc

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              • #52
                ...and finally the computer responds:

                Beep.
                I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

                - Newc

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                • #53
                  Well, it was an authoritative beep...

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                  • #54
                    i hope it wasnt the pc speaker beep, that occurs when you turn on the computer ..


                    cos bill indeed did press the power button
                    You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by hippietim View Post
                      ...and finally the computer responds:

                      Beep.
                      That was the beep from the JCF Pop-up saying he has a new private message from SouthPlatteDemon


                      Bill picks up keyboard and smashes it against Monitor. Bill now has 105 keys all over the place but manages to find the "F" "U" "C" "K" "E" and "R" keys and puts them back in.

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                      • #56
                        This thread has given me some good laughs today... thanks!

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                        • #57
                          OK guys, that prolly looked silly in print..but that just the way I talk if I were there in person.

                          I type the exact same way as I speak..

                          If this was in person..believe me this wouldn't even be an issue..he would have NEVER said a damn thing in the first place..

                          It was unwarranted..if was done in a joking matter I wouldn't gave a shit..but this fool just wanted to vent about why da po po had to do me like dat..yeesh..

                          how many times I need to hear that crap..

                          Argos...take note..you see what just happened here..get used to that..if you wanna be a cop..!!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by SouthPlatteDemon View Post
                            I wouldn't do it. Have yet to meet a cop that isn't pissed off their high school football career didn't pan out. That should tell you something about what type of person the job attracts. IMHO of course.
                            Wow. You win the dick of the day award. IMHO, of course. :ROTF:

                            I'm sure Bill will beat you with his pud if you don't apologize.
                            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                            • #59
                              That's OK..I can be one cruel SOB..and stay within my limitations..NICE!!

                              I don't forget shit..
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #60
                                Well, yeah. Definitely the way you talk in person... and I can sure see you saying it just like you typed it.

                                It just don't look quite right in text I see. A little off the hook. But, I have caught myself saying stuff exactly like that...

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