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  • #76
    Originally posted by SouthPlatteDemon View Post


    That's about right!
    This fuck is one of those shirtless , trailer trash, douchefags that you see getting thrown around by guys like me on "Cops"..

    Dude, you are SO F'd in the A..you gave me a purpose..I haven't had anyone fun to play with in a while!!

    Now I do..you have zero credibility..the only people that don't like cops are bust-out, low life, maggots..and that's excatly what you are..and that's excatly how I'm going to treat you from this day on..in every single thread!

    I have many good friends here in my corner..they are certainly not in yours, and if they were..they're not anymore..

    You just shot yourself in the dick, you dumbfuck..now go put your shirt on, and go suck on your momma's titty..you inbreeded lil' fuckface.!

    I warned ya, Joe warned ya, a few others warned ya ..OK...you're what I scrape off my shiny steel-toe boots. Now go grab your sister in that cockroach infested, one bedroom, trailer you live in and make her squeal like the fuggin' pig that she is..

    with all due respect ..fuck your mother,

    Bill Z Bub
    Last edited by horns666; 01-04-2007, 04:24 PM. Reason: I fucked up so what..haha
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #77
      Nah, I ain't done yet..oh hell nooooooo..
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by OnlineStageGear View Post
        Bill picks up keyboard and smashes it against Monitor. Bill now has 105 keys all over the place but manages to find the "F" "U" "C" "K" "E" and "R" keys and puts them back in.
        Thanks.. I'm still laughing at this one... Bill, in desperation... Hahaha...

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        • #79
          Nah..I was gone for a few minutes..I had to take a hot steamy..SouthurdDemon.

          No, I'm playing with this fag now!!
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #80
            Bill, Bill.... you forgot to add IMHO


            if you add that at the end of the post, you can say anything you have laying on your mind and it will coma across as polite and nonprovoking
            LOL





            btw.. do i need to put my shirt on too? (i probably shouldnt tell you that i dont wear any pants either...)


            oops
            You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Davey View Post
              Bill, Bill.... you forgot to add IMHO


              if you add that at the end of the post, you can say anything you have laying on your mind and it will coma across as polite and nonprovoking
              LOL

              oops
              Davey, I did say..

              with all due respect...fuck your mother

              how nice could I possibly be..
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #82
                man, this guy is one of those who just love to suck Rodney King's dick
                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                • #83
                  I guess SourTurdDemon..is fucking his mother...

                  He PM and told me .."I don't like cops"..now where did that lil bastid go..

                  Lesson#1..You never see the bad guy chasing the cop..you always see the cop chasing the bad guy.
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                    man, this guy is one of those who just love to suck Rodney King's dick
                    Oh yes, Rodney King, OJ, Dahmer..he sucks 'em all..

                    Hey douche..where's your sister..I'm sorry she can't talk right now..she's got a mouthful of my dick!! :ROTF:

                    See, this is how cops really talk when they turn off the cameras..only with the bad guys tho..just the bad ones..this is what they understand..it's their native language!!
                    Last edited by horns666; 01-04-2007, 04:42 PM.
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #85
                      Bill no disrespect towards you or anything but take a toke & chill some. I agree that this tread wasn't about that but every other thread here ends up somehere else other than it started...this one is no different

                      Based on my experience I'd say its about a 60% good cops vs. 40% with an attitude problems. Its totally understandable given the stress levels the job entails. I wouldnt risk my life for 40k a year but I certainly admire and appreciate those who do. It has to be tough walking up to traffic stop and not knowing what your dealing with. Yyou can't let your guard down until the situation is assesed. I think that is why officers are often misunderstood as being pricks sometimes. Even when I was young and dumb as long as I showed respect for the officer his attitude would change from prick to being somewhat nice and cordial. I agree with you that its not just cops... its every profession. I work with assholes with attitude problems every day and their not cops
                      shawnlutz.com

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Shawn Lutz View Post
                        Bill no disrespect towards you or anything but take a toke & chill some. I agree that this tread wasn't about that but every other thread here ends up somehere else other than it started...this one is no different

                        Based on my experience I'd say its about a 60% good cops vs. 40% with an attitude problems. Its totally understandable given the stress levels the job entails. I wouldnt risk my life for 40k a year but I certainly admire and appreciate those who do. It has to be tough walking up to traffic stop and not knowing what your dealing with. Yyou can't let your guard down until the situation is assesed. I think that is why officers are often misunderstood as being pricks sometimes. Even when I was young and dumb as long as I showed respect for the officer his attitude would change from prick to being somewhat nice and cordial. I agree with you that its not just cops... its every profession. I work with assholes with attitude problems every day and their not cops

                        Cool Shawn..I know, I hear ya..I'm chilled..this is fun for me now, this lil' fag hit me with BS PMs....

                        I'm one of the 60%..I think your ratio is a tad low ..but hey..I'd go more like 75/25..

                        Shawn this fucker is mine!!

                        not just here..everywhere..no no no..this is a beginning a beautiful relationship..he's my buddy!!
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #87
                          Dear Bill,

                          Stop being so sensitive.

                          Sincerely,

                          SouthPlatteDemon

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by SouthPlatteDemon View Post
                            Dear Bill,

                            Stop being so sensitive.

                            Sincerely,

                            SouthPlatteDemon
                            Dude, when it come to cops..I don't fuck around bro

                            seen way too many friends go 6 feet under helping strangers out..leaving thier babies and wives behind..my partners..almost me a few times..sensitive, I don't think so..

                            we can settle this right here, right now with one simple word from you..and I'll let this go..if not, this will go on every fuggin' day..me and you!
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by SouthPlatteDemon View Post
                              Dear Bill,

                              Stop being so sensitive.

                              Sincerely,

                              SouthPlatteDemon
                              Why not just say, "Hey Bill, I am sorry"? Just because Bill is the only one really going off, does not mean you did not piss off a bunch of us.
                              Scott
                              Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                                Dude, when it come to cops..I don't fuck around bro

                                seen way too many friends go 6 feet under helping strangers out..leaving thier babies and wives behind..my partners..almost me a few times..sensitive, I don't think so..

                                we can settle this right here, right now with one simple word from you..and I'll let this go..if not, this will go on every fuggin' day..me and you!
                                I'm sorry you were a fucking pig and got the shit kicked out of you. I'm sure you didn't deserve it being such a level headed nice guy that you are.

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