Considering applying to be a police officer

[Argos]

Allright..

I didn't bust you for anything...and if it was for weed..I would have let you go home to smoke it, and get high....I just did crack busts..

I like weed..I'm no hypocrite..had to stay clean while on the job..couldn't waite to get fucked up..now I do..

and I'm evil..as you can see..you don't know any Satanic cops..now you do..see..I'm special..I had a mohowk while in uniform and typed for badge #666..this is all true..that's pretty awesome huh

and I shot a cop..when I was a a cop..I should be your heroe..who else you know shot a cop..he was an asshole..that's why I shot him..three times in the balls.

Haha

Bill in 2008.

[horns666]

talking about blue balls... squeeze the balls of the sucker that still didnt send you the pics of the hottie stretching on your cobras hood!

Damn..I can't wait to jer..to see them..yes, dammit!!

Nice sig..very nice..

[toejam]

Bill Z. Hugs? Huggems!

[Davey]

talking about blue balls... squeeze the balls of the sucker that still didnt send you the pics of the hottie stretching on your cobras hood!

[horns666]

Ok. If we are going to get serious here then I can too.

I have nothing but respect for you but only based on your guitar playing and funny posts. I know nothing else about you.

I probably fucked up by hijacking the thread and insulting you.

I still don't like cops but only based on the two that fucked with me cuz of my hobbies and in-laws. Small town type shit.

I thought this was all pretty funny and took none of it serious. Hopefully you feel the same.

Peace and don't hold it against me. Just internet message board shit.

\m/

Allright..

That's right..I'm silly, and I shred balls!!

I'm also the Daddy of all that is metal..you wanna know metal...I know it...I have it..

That's all ya need to know..besides you know how I feel and why..

I didn't bust you for anything...and if it was for weed..I would have let you go home to smoke it, and get high....I just did crack busts..

I like weed..I'm no hypocrite..had to stay clean while on the job..couldn't waite to get fucked up..now I do..

and I'm evil..as you can see..you don't know any Satanic cops..now you do..see..I'm special..I had a mohowk while in uniform and typed for badge #666..this is all true..that's pretty awesome huh

and I shot a cop..when I was a a cop..I should be your heroe..who else you know shot a cop..he was an asshole..that's why I shot him..three times in the balls.

and I have a cobra..and it goes fast..and I break the law in it everytime..that's also cool..

This is one cop you fuggin' like..but I'm retired now..as you know and that's cool

oh..and my wife blows me twice a week..and that's cool..

I have a Uberschall and will be recording with Ripper Owen's band...what cop you know does all that shit..

I can talk shit all day..and make Satan blush doing it.. he thinks I'm cool..cooler than him..and that's cool

and I like fat bubble asses on girls..not blue ones tho..well maybe..it depends if my balls are blue..

now ya know me a little more..so are we cool

and that's it my whole life story right there..

that's a pretty impressive resume...right?

[Davey]

ok, everyone...




FUGGUMS!

[Norton]

Bill,

When you become a cop,do they give you some amount of bullets every year,or they replace them when you shoot someone ?



Plus,could you sue the government for bullet money,if you had spent the bullets that you bought yourself ?:ROTF:

[horns666]

omg, this turned into another typical BillZBub thread

Well of course...

E, does that mean I win!!


I do..!!!
The hell you say!!!!!!

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Dude, before this ..did I piss you off or something..why didn't just leave things alone..why inject insults, venting and sarcasm..

Dude, I'm a metalhead, shredder who loves Slayer prolly more than you do..WTF..

don't you know that police are a brotherhood..it's like the Military..why don't just say fuck the military..I'm sure that would cause much chaos..

If someone was inquiring about the service and you had servicemen giving advice..would you barge in and start throwing stones at the military..what the fuck is the difference.. ????

Ok. If we are going to get serious here then I can too.

I have nothing but respect for you but only based on your guitar playing and funny posts. I know nothing else about you.

I probably fucked up by hijacking the thread and insulting you.

I still don't like cops but only based on the two that fucked with me cuz of my hobbies and in-laws. Small town type shit.

I thought this was all pretty funny and took none of it serious. Hopefully you feel the same.

Peace and don't hold it against me. Just internet message board shit.

\m/

[rjohnstone]

Damn!!! I looked at the thread this morning and all is good and now this.
Many pages of Bill wanting to squeeze the living shit out of some smart ass kid.
Fuggem Bill... he ain't worth the effort.
We all know you're a stand up guy.

[horns666]

This is gonna be like John Candy in The Great Outdoors... "Big bear! Big bear! Big bear chase! Big bear chase! Big bear chase me!!!!"
:ROTF:

..Joe, I'm a loving and giving man, I give deeply..but please advise ALL Admins, for they are like family...this dude is dancin' on a fuggin' landmine!!!

[Endrik]

omg, this turned into another typical BillZBub thread

[horns666]

Matt makes note, never upset Bill when he is sleep deprived. Matt removes sticky and sticks it to monitor.

EDIT: Or as Bill so elegantly puts it yet again "Poke the bear in the balls"

this is 58 hours no sleep..pretty good huh..

not as sharp as could be..but not bad..

you guys rule..except for baby smurf..

[toejam]

Joe, this dick poked the bear..right in the balls..and the bear bit back..go figure..

This is gonna be like John Candy in The Great Outdoors... "Big bear! Big bear! Big bear chase! Big bear chase! Big bear chase me!!!!"
:ROTF:

[OnlineStageGear]

Matt makes note, never upset Bill when he is sleep deprived. Matt removes sticky and sticks it to monitor.

EDIT: Or as Bill so elegantly puts it yet again "Poke the bear in the balls"